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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs
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Chapter 85: Male Function +1%! Random hostility?

Time rewinds to several hours before.

Zheng Cheng and the others ran into a narrow path, narrowly avoiding the main force of the half-orcs.

Continuing forward, there were more and more forked paths around them.

Some were only half a person high, while others were as high as four or five meters.

It was unclear what tools had been used to dig them out.

The three red dots on their radar were still stationary, unknown what they were doing.

"Be careful, we're getting close."

Zheng Cheng was carefully monitoring the Central Radar Life Monitoring Technique while leading the team forward.

Soon, they passed an intersection, and the three red dots were exposed to their sight.

It was an open and vast cavern, with two enormous pythons, each around twenty meters long and about two meters thick, coiled up inside!

The scales on the pythons' skin were all dark green, densely covering their bodies.