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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 45: You, Use Yao Zhixue as Bait!

"You...you're using Yao Zhixue as bait!!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, the jeep fell silent.

Zhao Yunxiao did not retort, nor did she make any excuses.

In the entire cabin, only the faint sound of the engine could be heard.

Zheng Cheng frowned, why wasn't Zhao Yunxiao explaining?

Furthermore…

This Master of the Black Sun, it turns out he is a Reincarnee!

The so-called Reincarnee, is someone who obtains a reincarnation tool by various means, and after using it, turns their bloodline and physique into a half-different race!

Completing a reincarnation task is extremely difficult.

Once reincarnated, the professionist becomes a baby again, half-human, half-different race.

The mystery of creation, learning to walk, young and fragile.

At that time, even an ordinary person could kill him!

But once a reincarnatee grows up, they don't need to reach adulthood, just around the age of five or six, they can awaken the talents of the reincarnated race.