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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 396: Advancing to Epic! Flesh River Domain!_1

Zheng Cheng asked curiously, "Qing'er? What's wrong?"

"Right, there's a group of Seductive Snake Demon Tribe stealthily moving underground near the Moon Well, and there's an Epic Level powerhouse with them. We need to leave and report this to Director Shen and the others."

"Master, no need to worry now, I'm not afraid of Epic Level powerhouses anymore."

"Oh? What happened?"

"Master, look...!"

As she spoke, Qing'er pointed towards the Moon Well behind her.

That was... Jerry... no, it was Earth Spirit Taishui!

As a Spirit Seed, Earth Spirit Taishui could naturally absorb various energies to grow.

Previously trapped in the secret realm, he could only passively absorb some life energy.

But now, Zheng Cheng had brought him to the Moon Well occupied by the Seductive Snake Demon Tribe in the Dark Elves' region, which was akin to leading a mouse into a rice warehouse.

And it was a rice warehouse without any guards!