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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 339: What Inheritance Items Have You All Received?_2

[Description: Nine-Tailed Pheasant Essence, one of the bird creatures with phoenix bloodline rumored to have existed in ancient times, is active by nature, fond of fighting, consumes poison bugs, and possesses nine completely different innate abilities, making it one of the strongest among the phoenix bloodlines.]

Looking at the inheritance item Cai Ji had obtained, Zheng Cheng's eyebrows twitched.

Although the reward was not as great as his own Divinity, it was still a powerful prop.

If it could be transformed into a Half-demon physique, Cai Ji's future potential would be boundless!

"Nine-Tailed Pheasant Essence Bloodline Transmigration Tool, not bad at all... As long as it can continue to grow, it can solidify its entry into the Epic Level!"

Zheng Cheng nodded and with a backward grab, a jet-black crystal appeared in his hand.

"This is my... inheritance prop."