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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 302 Valley Massacre! Ultrasonic Oscillation!_1

Zheng Cheng arrived at the site where the ancient trees were calling for help, and what he saw was a forest on the verge of riot.

Dozens of giant trees, reaching up to thirty or forty meters, were brandishing their vines and roots, continuously strangulating the lizard-men, jackal werewolves, and spiderfolk charging from the ground.

The ground was covered with blood and bodies, almost staining the entire forest.

Within this chaotic crowd, the silhouettes of dozens of bat-men and spiderfolk stood out conspicuously!

Some were flying with their wings spread, their mouths wide open, as eerie ripples emitted from them and exploded upon contact with the great trees, turning into a sky full of tree splinters.

Others spat out nearly invisible silk threads, pulling their own forms rapidly through the forest.

The vines and roots swung by the great trees posed no threat to them at all.

Some of the vines would suddenly snap when trying to attack within about a meter of their forms.