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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 285 Zheng Cheng vs Flereya! Adrenaline Excitement Technique vs. Secondary Frenzy!_1

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Amplifying himself with the Radiant Halo and weakening the enemy with the Evil Halo,

he then let his followers charge forward and hack the enemy to death—this was the battle strategy the Beastman Tribe excelled at.

Of course, the combat style of the Ice Werewolf before him shared a likeness to that of the Beastman Sacrificers.

"Clang!"

The two figures passed by each other at breakneck speed, the sharp Shura's Dual Blades and Flereya's claws clashing fiercely.

Brilliant sparks burst forth, and they glared at each other with cold eyes filled with murderous intent.

Those not of my race, must harbor different hearts.

The Blue Star People had been at war with the Beastman Tribe for more than three hundred years, and great battles had occurred in places like the outer domains, the Two World Mountain, and the Chasm.

The number of Blue Star People who had died at the hands of the Beastman Tribe was no less than a billion.