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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 284: Killing Kayal instantly! Flereya's decision!

A gust of wind struck; this thrust was a rage-filled attack from Kayal.

With the might of his bipedal flying dragon from underneath him and the force of his attack from above, under such great inertia, he believed that his thrust could pierce through the sturdiest 'Star Puppet' in the puppet tribe.

In his mind, he had already fantasized about this damned human being killed by his thrust, his corpse being carried up into the sky with mournful howling sounds.

After that, he would receive the praises of his tribe, the trust of his grandfather, and the recognition from Flereya who stood behind him.

From the first glance of Flereya, he was rendered speechless by her exquisite beauty; he saw her as the pride of the heavens!

Of course, he knew his status: he was just a young master from the Hyena Man tribe.

In terms of power, he was the only seven-star-ranked bipedal flying dragon knight in the Earth Hyena Clan.