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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs
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Chapter 206: The Generous Zheng Family? Selling Special Ingredients!

As Zheng Cheng leisurely walked into Leopard Garden, he noticed that there were not many people coming and going.

The main entrance was roughly designed to resemble the gaping mouth of a ferocious beast.

Four sharp tusks protruded outward from above and below, an intimidating sight to behold.

As he continued forward, the air was thick with the smell of blood.

Moving further, a giant calligraphy work appeared in front of Zheng Cheng.

"Boundless Beasts!"

The four characters still appeared extremely formidable, like four fierce beasts crouching on the ground, ready to pounce on their prey.

For a moment, Zheng Cheng's vision blurred slightly, but he quickly recovered.

He thought to himself, "No wonder the Zheng family, reputedly the 'First Pioneer Family', even this single piece of calligraphy conveys such a powerful presence…"

With that brief lapse of concentration, the scene before him changed again.