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I'm a Pastor, what the hell is an Acute Gastroenteritis Outbreak Spell?!

I found myself in a parallel universe, awakening as a male priest. Everything seemed perfect; after all, as a healer, specializing in aiding women should pose no issue, right? However, I couldn't help but wonder about some peculiar spells in my repertoire. Firstly, what in the world is the "Instantaneous Outbreak of Acute Gastroenteritis" spell? And don't even get me started on the "Osteoporosis" spell. What purpose could these serve in my healing endeavors? The confusion only deepened with spells like "Blood Burn," "Gradual Freeze," and "Mental Chaos." Can I still peacefully focus on healing women with such ominous abilities? Comparing my spells to those of other professions, I couldn't help but notice the stark contrast. Mages wield "Doomstorm" and "Ice Age," swordsmen boast "Sword Rain: Homecoming" and "Wind-Cutter Slash," while archers showcase "Arrow Rain: Shooting Stars" and "Storm Arrow." Yet, my ultimate spells are disturbingly named "Cancer Cell Proliferation," "T-Virus Infection," and "Rabies Outbreak." In the midst of it all, a certain character, some crying girl, laments, "Noooo, I just took a bath, who would have thought that I would become infected!" Meanwhile, a villain chillingly asks, "Do any of you know what it feels like to burst apart while spouting blood? No! You don't know!" Even a boss character confesses, "Dear family, who can understand? I just took a nap, and when I woke up, I suddenly found that I have no kidneys!"

Yiqian Qingdai · 游戏
分數不夠
601 Chs

Chapter 149 - Zhixue Morning Rain? I want them all! Single Player Ranking? Instant Kill! _2

"It's you guys who caused a sharp decline in the number of challengers this year!"

Zheng Cheng asked, "Apart from us ten, who else do you think has a chance?"

At this question, the chicken suddenly sat up, his eyes sparkling. "There are!"

"Anyone who dares to challenge you, you bunch of freaks, is quite skilled. They are all seven-star professionists!"

"Among them, three are strongest, and their scores at Radiation Island are just below you ten."

Chen Xiao also sat up, "Who are they?"

"The first one is Zhao Wujun! A newcomer from Chang'an City Defense Army's affiliate school, a seven-star Sub-dragon Knight, who has a Tyrannosaurus as his mount, he's strong in close combat."

"Zhao Wujun?"

Chen Xiao suddenly said, "I know him, he is a classmate of Zhu Chengyu. I didn't expect he would also take part in the challenge."