Vampire on earth

I am Lisa, a Vampire, I have a cute giant puppy like husband, loving and caring friends and family but for some reason! I got shifted to a planet called "Earth"!!

In this planet Humans think that Vampires are just some Imaginary creatures..... seriously!? IMAGINARY "CREATURES"!?

After knowing more, I came to know that Vampires were quite popular here in past but right now its just a cringy topic...

People also have many misconceptions about us like garlic, sun etc and about holy water and cross?! our mothers were religious af and used to drag us to pray every day! so puff...i don't think it will kill us in any way possible 🤷‍♀️

And why in all these movies here, the vampires always hide the fact that they are vampires?! in my planet the humans and vampires lived together without any problem, I and my friends used to drool over hot vampire and human actors when i was in teen and those fanfi- AHEM!!!

anyways! thats not the problem here! the problem right now is that I want blood! of course because i am a real Vampire! but here there is not even a single restaurant that sells blood 😩! I miss my planet!! hubby where are you!!!!!! I don't want to stay here!!!