Christmas Came Early

Billie Bob Taylor 

He continued to turn the envelope over in his hands as he stared at it questionably. For a man who was so academically smart he looked really stupid right now. How difficult was it to open an envelope and look inside? 

If this was his thought process then I would never step a foot on his rockets because if he could not open an envelope how could I trust him to take me to space? Those astronauts deserved a medal of bravery because the famed Einstein of technology was not that smart. 

A part of me felt like screaming 'just open it' but it would ruin the surprise. At this rate the baby would be born and we would still be standing here. I did not know being tired could make you brainless as well.