CH3: A Limp Dark Lord

His knees buckled, and his meat stick threatened to snap as he attempted to penetrate the Dryad. The nameless bitch was sturdier than he thought. Even with Tami and Nala holding her, he couldn't penetrate. His red stone crackled with power from hundreds of sacrificed merchants, guards, and aspiring dark lords but none of the powers he gained could help him penetrate the stubborn cunt.

Brash pulled away and floated in the air using his will. His Lord Stone floated beside him, faithful but hungry for its next meal. After hours of trying, he wasn't any further to penetration than before; without that, he couldn't make good on his word. What good was a Dark Lord who didn't keep their word?

"This is embarrassing. Are the werewolf packs chasing that upstart's trail? I want him in the ritual circles." Brash said and fluttered his glorious black cape while listening to his girls oohs and aahs.

His stone floated near the red and black fruit, ready to work his first and greatest spell. As a regional dark lord in Black March Forest, he had developed his Lord stone to the fourth stage giving him access to four different spells and will manipulation. In addition, he could do cool things like float using the force of his own will, thanks to his stone's amplification.

At the fourth stage, he gained a spell normally reserved for those with blue stones. Brash could analyze objects three times daily and discover new things about them. It helped him learn things that no red stone-wielding Dark Lord should know.

"Yes, we sent them out the second the upstart was flung away. We'll hear about his capture by morning." Nala said.

"Like followers of a limp dicked weakling could match someone I approved of. Can't you feel it? The heaven's semen is about to bless us." The Dryad said.

The rain had never felt so gross until the Dryad said something. Brash, not to take an insult lying down, retorted with his own clever whit. "He must be tragically thin to fit in your cunt." Brash said.

"They have his scent, but the rain may extend the time to a little after the next sacrifice. Don't be mad; he isn't worth it; you're way better than him." Tami said.

Brash smiled, pulled one of his favorite kitties in close, and gave her a nice wet kiss. "We'll set up a guard and get back to the castle. If he comes here, he'll regret it." Brash said as he used one of his 3 daily charges for the Analyze spell.

"I'm surprised one of the stronger Dark Lords didn't try and claim me." The Dryad said.

Brash growled at her insinuation. "What makes you think any of those bastards are a match for me."

"Of course, you can't be the strongest because that would be so sad." The Dryad said.

The Dark Lord tuned out the Dryad's hurtful comments and focused on the fruit.

"It's called the forbidden fruit of Wrath; what does that tell us," Brash said and looked to his girls.

"Eating it must come with some cost besides having to eat fruit." Nala made a gagging sound.

"Wrath is like a spell some of the orange, and dark red stone wielders use. It can make monsters more aggressive and powerful." Tami said.

"It's harmless; go ahead and take a bite." The Dryad said.

Brash paused at her words. There must be a way to use the fruit besides eating it if the Dryad said that, or maybe she was using reverse psychology, in which case he should eat it immediately. Fortune favored the bold Dark Lords, always striving to better themselves. Still, it was the intelligent ones that lived to become powerful. That's why he agreed to the truce. Brash knew he wasn't the strongest Dark Lord, and the fruits would likely have been destroyed if they had fought.

He couldn't let that happen. There was something about the Forbidden Fruit of Wrath that called to him. Experience had tempered his former gung-ho nature, adding patience and planning to his repertoire. Besides, if he became so angry, he couldn't think, how would he save his sister?

The Dark Lord fished out an old locket from under his spikey ebony armor and opened it. Within, an old strand of blond hair was preserved by his will. It was his greatest treasure, a gift from his sister before he was exiled from their village for saving a beast kin from a bear trap. It took a decade to rise into his own and form a Lord Stone. Only when he returned to the village, she wasn't there. Instead, a kindly old woman saw talent in her and sent her off to the church of Astral, the father of air. He was certain the next time they saw each other, Cynthia would be his enemy.

He clutched the Forbidden Fruit of Wrath with his will. The young man the Dryad sent away probably had a story like Brash's, the same with every dark lord hopeful. Brash would crush him like the others for his dream of saving his sister from the church's brainwashing clutches.

…

Daiyu must have been a pro pitcher in a past life because he went flying miles away from the Apocalypse Skill Tree, and then it started raining. He couldn't feel the wind on his face, but the water had no trouble getting through. Silas flew like a bullet until he hit the wall of the largest cave he had ever seen. The barrier around him flickered before he fell on his face.

The barrier flickered on more time before cutting out. Silas pushed his palms through the cool, wet moss he landed on and struggled back to his feet. He fortunately still had pants around his ankles and pulled them up.

Brash had moved up to the top of Silas's shit list.

After reviewing his options, he settled on two before he explored. He could roll with the Hentai Points he had or save them and use the scripture Daiyu gave him. Once he used the Apocalypse Demon Body Refinement Scripture, he couldn't use any other body refinement techniques until it was completed. The scripture came in four stages.

The first one was simple he needed to fight and spill blood. Then, after each kill, he needed to recite a sutra to gain the benefits. Once he managed that something called blood essence would enter his body to strengthen it. Once he mastered the sutra, he could do it automatically, permanently increasing in strength after every fight. Once he killed something and said the sutra, there would be no turning back. Either he mastered the scripture or abandoned body refinement as a way to get stronger.

While that was a factor, he did have his Hentai system to think about. He had enough to try another roll to hopefully get a weapon. Silas hadn't been in the world wrong and had already attracted the attention of all seven dark lords in the Black March Forest. Something terrible was bound to happen in the cave, like there could be an angry nesting dragon or some eldritch abomination in the depths. He couldn't be too sure what would screw him over, so it was better to hedge his bets while he could.

He purchased two Mid-Gotcha Tokens and activated them immediately.

Gotcha Rolling…

3D20s spent

Categories:

1 Science Fiction

2 Epic Fantasy

3 Cultivation

4 Super Hero

5 Video Game

6 Hentai

Item Type:

1 Summon Crystal

2 Skill Disc

3 Key

4 Misc

5 Vehicle

6 Structure

Results

Category Roll: 6 Hentai

Item Type: 4 Misc

Token Roll: 40

Reward: Arousal Ray with Infinite Ammo

It was the best roll he had ever gotten in his life 2. NAT 20s wasted on a random item in hentai. Yea, if this was merely a hentai world, then the Arousal Ray would be overpowered, but this was a mix action Hentai world. How could he just make his enemies horny?

Silas shook his head and stopped kidding himself. He could one-shot a dragon with his new weapon; it was completely unfair and disgustingly overpowered. Still, he wouldn't give up; he purchased two more Mid Gotcha Tokens and used them immediately.

Category Roll: 2 Epic Fantasy

Item Type: 1 Summon Crystal

Silas knew he was about to ruin some poor guy or girl's life with his next roll.

Token Roll: 30

Reward: Summon Crystal for Ambrosia The Red Bloom

If that wasn't a vampire, he didn't know who was. A black crystal felt heavy in his hand, and all he had to do to summon her was break it on the ground. If this worked like Daiyu, she would be altered to fit in better in this world. He needed to prepare his Arousal Ray if he planned to summon her.

There was enough hentai points for three more Mid Gotcha Tokens, and he didn't have anything he could call good. Silas decided to keep one in reserve and make one more Gotcha.

Before he could make his next roll, he heard a rock move, turned, and fired his arousal ray.