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Hell Revival: My Succubi Are Too Powerful

"Xu Ning transmigrated to a world where Hell was awakened and everyone was in a state of panic. What confused him, even more, was that there was an engagement with hell hanging in his home. There would be powerful succubus wives knocking on his door regularly. Moreover, they all wanted to “wring him dry”. Fortunately, the ring which he always brought along with him became his cheat engine. Fake secret cultivation manuals sold by an old evangelist became real. The goji berries that he bought from the Chinese medicine stall became a manhood restoration elixir. The kukri machete which he cherished as a collector's item became the bane of all ghostly creatures. But after some time, looking at his succubus wives lying on the bed, Xu Ning still felt like he had a long way to go. "

Modern Poet · 都市
分數不夠
40 Chs

Birds and Rabbits in a Cage Don’t Know How to Fart!

編輯: EndlessFantasy Translation

At this moment, Xu Tianjiao finally came out.

Xu Tianjiao replied, [Alright, I've arranged everything for you. Take care of yourself.]

After receiving Xu Tianjiao's reply, Xu Ning no longer paid attention to the group chat. Instead, he fell asleep in the classroom.

Time gradually passed, and soon, it was already in the afternoon. Yi Guang and Chen Zhong had yet to return.

Xu Ning packed up and was about to leave when his phone rang.

"Hello?"

"Brother Xu Ning, are you still at school? I came to deliver something to you."

"Yes, but I'm about to leave."

The caller was none other than Zhao Dezhu. From the phone, he could still hear the sound of a car.

"That's troublesome. Please wait for me for a moment. I'm about to arrive at the entrance of your school."

"Alright, no problem."

Xu Ning went to the school gate and waited silently. He knew that Zhao Dezhu was probably here to deliver documents or information to him.

After some time, the sound of a car roaring could be heard. A small car that looked extremely ordinary stopped in front of him.

Zhao Dezhu walked out from the inside with three books and an item that looked like an identification card in his hands.

"Brother Xu Ning!"

Zhao Dezhu walked toward Xu Ning with a smile on his face.

"What is it? Why are you in such a hurry to give it to me?"

Xu Ning looked at the things in Zhao Dezhu's hand and asked curiously.

"It's nothing much. It's just a personal document from the supernatural department and a few ordinary spells and cultivation techniques. These are the resources that newbies get after joining."

Zhao Dezhu handed the few spells and cultivation techniques and documents in his hand to Xu Ning.

Xu Ning accepted them gladly. He had to admit that this was a timely delivery. Although he did not need the cultivation methods, he needed the spells. His attack methods were too common.

Although Zhao Dezhu said it was ordinary, he had the system. When the points were added into any item, it might turn into something as awesome as the 'Eternal Dragon Elephant Scroll'.

"It's been hard on you. I want to ask you a question. How much do you know about the blood-red wedding dress?"

After hearing Xu Ning's words...Zhao Dezhu laughed bitterly and said, "We've already written all the information about the blood-red wedding dress in the commission. This kind of demon is too special. With our current methods, we really don't have much information."

"Alright then."

Xu Ning was not surprised by Zhao Dezhu's reply. The blood-red wedding dress was too strange. It was normal that they could not get any information.

After the two exchanged pleasantries, Zhao Dezhu left. Before he left, he also told Xu Ning to be careful.

Although he already knew that Xu Ning was Xu Tianjiao's son and that his abilities were definitely not bad, even though he was still too young.

...

Xu Ning walked alone on the path, but as he walked, he suddenly realized that something was wrong.

The surrounding lights started to flicker, and in the end, only a street lamp not far in front of him was still bright.

[Ding, Yang Qi -1.]

[Ding, evil spirit detected. Target assessment: Level 3 ghost.]

The system's voice had just sounded in his mind when, under the street lamp in front of him, a little girl wearing a white dress appeared out of nowhere.

The little girl lowered her head and squatted quietly under the street lamp. A normal person would definitely think that she was a lost child.

Xu Ning glanced at her indifferently. Because he had cultivated the Eternal Dragon Elephant Technique, even if the system did not prompt him, he could sense that there was something unusual about the little girl.

The last street lamp suddenly dimmed, and then all the street lamps lit up again.

But the little girl who was squatting on the road had disappeared!

If that was all, then it would have been fine. But Xu Ning heard a series of footsteps, and the footsteps were getting louder and louder!

Then, Xu Ning felt the corner of his shirt being pulled by someone behind him.

A young child's voice entered his ears.

"Big brother, I'm lost. Can you send me home?"

Xu Ning turned around and saw that the little girl who was squatting under the street lamp had already stood behind him. She had her head lowered and her small hands were grabbing the corner of his shirt.

The white dress on the little girl's body gradually turned blood red. Drops of blood dripped onto the ground. Soon, a pungent smell assailed Xu Ning's nostrils. He could not help but wrinkle his nose.

If it were any other ordinary person who had encountered this strange scene, they would have either been frightened to the point of incontinence or fainted.

It had to be said that the level 3 demon ghost's methods were quite good. Just the blood alone made it more realistic than his previous encounter.

After some evaluation, Xu Ning said calmly, "Little friend, why aren't you home at this late hour?"

The little girl said, "Big brother, I can't find my home. Can you take me home?"

Xu Ning thought for a moment and said, "Sure, but I won't work for free."

"But, big brother, I don't have money..."

The little girl's voice became a little weak and sounded very pitiful.

"If that's the case, then fine. Since you don't have money, big brother will be nice for once. Big brother will ask you a question. If you can answer, big brother will take you home, okay?"

The little girl did not reply. She only nodded lightly.

At this moment, a wicked smile appeared on Xu Ning's lips. "Little girl, there are several birds and rabbits in a cage. Counting from the top, there are 35 heads. Counting from the bottom, there are 94 feet. How many birds and rabbits are in the cage?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the little girl's hand that was holding on to Xu Ning's clothes stiffened slightly. He was clearly dumbfounded.

She had killed many people here, but she had never met a weirdo like Xu Ning!

Not only was he not scared by her, but he even had the mood to ask her questions!

The little girl's tone was a little tearful. "Brother, I won't...can you take me home?"

Xu Ning turned pale with fright. he shouted in disbelief, "What?! You won't?! Then why are you going home?!

"If I was your parent, I would beat your ass up!"

The little girl fell silent. After a long while, she spoke again, "Can you take me home?"

"You don't even know how to count. Why are you going back home, hah!"

Just as Xu Ning finished speaking, the little girl raised her head. A pair of empty eyes could not stop the blood from flowing out. Her mouth had a cut that extended to her ears.

"Take me home! Take me home!"

The little girl let out a maniacal and sharp voice.

However, Xu Ning was not affected by this terrifying scene at all. He did not feel anything at all.

After letting out a light laugh, he harnessed spiritual energy and immediately kicked the little girl's face. There was not a single trace of love for the young.

The little girl screamed, and her entire body turned into wisps of black gas and dissipated under this kick.

[Ding! Evil spirit detected. Do you wish to absorb it?]

[Ding! Congratulations to the host for obtaining + 3 points!]

After the little girl dissipated, Xu Ning was stunned. According to his expectations, even if it was a level-3 demon, he would at least need to punch it a few times before he could kill it.

'Why did she die after she received a full-strength kick? Didn't Aili say that I could only fight a level-3 demon at most?'

However, after thinking about it, Xu Ning understood that that was what Aili had told him before she left.

After Aili left, his technique had reached the first level of perfection, and his strength had greatly increased.

Moreover, what kind of cultivation technique was the Eternal Dragon Elephant Technique! That was one of the top cultivation techniques in fantasy novels. Because the main character had cultivated it, it was as common as eating rice for the main character to cross levels and fight.

On the surface, Aili felt that Xu Ning could only deal with a level-3 demon when he cultivated such a cultivation technique, but in reality, his strength was more than that!