Death is but the next great adventure." :Said dumbledore calmly. Robert should've known that death was too easy an escape. But even for him it was fucked up to be fictional character in a book. "FUCK THOSE ISEKAI MOTHERF******"
next day I woke up early in the morning with a smile. i stretched my limbs and looked around the room with a new found outlook . immediately my mind started playing a track of Mr blue sky .i rhythmically woke up to the song
' sun is shining in the sky ...'
immediately my magic surged causing my smile to widen . telekinetic probes flew out spreading my magic around the room .
' there ain't a cloud in the sky ... '
my clothes started floating ethereally and started floating towards me .
' it stopped raining...'
my pajamas unwrapped around me hypnotically .
'everybody's on their way ...'
my pajamas folded themselves into neat piles .
'don't you know ...'
my hogwarts robes perfectly clothed me , moving hypnotically around me like a slithering snake . finally I gave them one final tug and smiled and sang out loud :
" it's a beautifu - ul day - ay - ay - ay"
tapping to the rhythm I moved dancing to the hall , then skipping, with magic to give me an extra boost. I moved through the empty hogwarts hallways , the paintings pointed and whispered behind my back but I didn't care . I felt an indescribable euphoria , of happiness . of satisfaction , hunting unicorns . fighting acromantulas . spenting hours over hours in the potion room . all that months of effort finally coming to fruition .
after all this time I could finally fricking take a break .
I glided to a stop infront of the sparsely crowded hogwarts great hall . I recomposed myself immediately and started walking towards the ravenclaw table , like a normal person , but my face failed to contain my glee . immediately my path was blocked by two redheads who squinted at me suspiciously .
" someone's happy. "
"a bit too happy "
" are you thinking what I'm thinking Fred ? "
" I think I am George"
Fred pointed towards me and replied : " you created a potion to resurrect the dark lord , from the hordan's solution , to bring back his terrible reign"
George continued with disgust:"you monster"
wow . I knew these guys were joking , but they were surprisingly close , except my potion just did the opposite of what was described by them . mine vanquished the dark lord .
but I didn't say any of those and schooled my thoughts . instead I put on an emotionless face and replied : " impressive . you figured out my dastardly plan . I must reward your intellect . from today you are my henchmen"
Fred and George looked at each other and shrugged . " What do we get ?"
I replied with a glimmer of madness in my eyes : " GLOBAL DOMINATION. "
immediately came a chuckle from behind . I turned around to see professor McGonagall accompanied by flitwick , looking flabbergasted and and on the verge of laughter respectively.
immediately George replied : " professor the dark lord had enslaved our minds , vanquish him before he grows too strong "
I turned around dramatically and sneered . " betrayel ! "
flitwick burst into laughter while Minerva simply sighed : " i cannot for the life of me understand children ."
immediately I smiled , leaving the dark lord facade , and greeted them : " merry Christmas proffesors, beautiful day isn't it ?
"you are a bit gleeful , what's the occasion" flitwick asked merrily.
I replied smiling still:" it's christmas , of course I would be gleeful . It's not like there is some super secretive reason , which I can't reveal to you , no of course not . it's christmas"
Mcgonall squinted at me , to which I did nothing but smile . finally her face morphed into her resting Sternness . suddenly numerous pops resounded in the great hall causing me to turn around .
immediately I saw thousands of dishes , of various fragrance , taking form in the tables thousands of elves working in unison , apparating so fast it looked ke food coming out of thin air , one of the greatest feats of magic i saw since I came in hogwarts.
I turned to the professors expectantly , they chuckled and replied:" well go on don't let us stop you. "
I grinned in reply and rushed to the endless feast , causing the track which had paused to replay
" Mr blue sky ..."
I devoured the pieces of chicken rapidly
" please tell us why ... "
i drank the pumpkin juice and eggnog simultaneously
"you had to hide away for sooo long .."
the elves started to rapidly apparate near me solely to cater my trays , I was in top of the world nothing could bring me down .
" soo long ."
suddenly a tawny brown owl flew above me . it dropped a heavy and large letter on my table causing me to frown everything was going so well too , the song in my slowly became hoarser and finally came to a stop like a tape rewind .
"where did we - e - e g - 0-0-0 wr - o - o - o- " tuk"
with a tense mind . I opened the letter , inside in a rather scribbly handwriting was simple letter .
Harry ,
I have got something amazing to show you , you are going to love it . come to the hut as soon as you can .
love Hagrid
immediately slumped back to my seat , the song in my mind started playing an unrecognizable hoarse tune like a tape stuck on rewind . I had a few suspicions about what Hagrid wanted to show me was but the burned edge of the paper left little to the imagination
Hagrid had adopted a dragon .
....
bollocks !