Best Worst Cruise Ever

Ocean, Cruise Ship

(Thomas, Timmy, Mark, and Freddie watching action movie)

Thomas: You got to love action stars.

Timmy: Well most of the screens are edited to entertain their audience.

Thomas: It's called movie magic baby, it's only a cheap trick that people like (laughs).

Mark: I wanted to watch a sci-fi film.

Thomas: Hey you guys wouldn't be on this trip if it wasn't for us.

Freddie: Can't believe they made the prize for hot food eating competition  a week cruise vacation. My life got strange when I met you two.

Thomas: It's our secret spice (laughs).

Timmy: It's a great time to spend our spring break. We can hangout with our friends and our girlfriends.

(Mr. Brian walks in)

Brian: Go time boys we scheduled for the pool.

Alex: Or not, less time I can see your faces.

Mark: You forgot Alex in calculations.

Thomas: I guess being cold blooded makes you immune to spices (laughs).

Brian: Come on ladies.

(May and Sarah in swimsuits walk by)

(Thomas and Timmy blush)

May: Hey guys are you ready yet, we will be ready for 5 minutes. We don't want to waste daylight.

Sarah: I prefer to swim at night.

Freddie: Does Thomas join you?

(Mark lightly hits Freddie)

(Brian, Alex, Sarah, and May walk to the pool)

Freddie: Let's go guys, they might be more girls in bikinis in the pool.

(Timmy see guys on lower decks)

Timmy: That's odd.

Thomas: Wow what are those guys doing?

Mark: Guys hurry up.

(Four of them leave the room)

(Men in lower floor)

Man 1: (talking on walkie talkie) we map out the ship.

Larry: Fantastic 

Night, Room

(Thomas watching movies)

Thomas: I wish I was an action hero.

Timmy: Does that include the terrible destruction and chaos in them?

Thomas: Well destruction and chaos are middle names or my first and middle names (laughs).

Timmy: Well the time we are supposed to meet the others at the bridge is an hour, some we have time to kill.

Thomas: And action movies are the killer (laughs).

(Thomas and Timmy watching)

Bridge

(Brian, Freddie, Mark, Sarah, May, and Alex standing near the ship captain)

Mark: Wow this is amazing.

Freddie: Ships are the trucks of the sea.

Sarah: Is like the dark pools in my paintings.

Brian: Wow are those two.

May: That's weird Timmy is never late, is really cute.

Brian: Alex, did you remind everyone to set the watches to ship time.

Alex: Sorry sir it must have slipped my mind (laughs quietly).

Mark: That's why we almost missed breakfast.

Captain: I'm happy to show you kids the beauty of the sea. Don't worry you won't miss the dinner down on the lower deck. You can even see the people enjoying themselves on camera systems.

(All them see the diner)

(Camera goes static)

Brian: What's happening?

Captain: I don't know.

(Men in black rush in)

Captain: Who are you?

Larry: The new captain!

(Larry knocks the captain out with his gun)

Brian: What on earth.

(Men in black take care of the rest crew)

Larry: Good men, keep eye on the kids as well.

(Men in black surrounds Brian, Freddie, Mark, May, Sarah, and Alex)

Alex: Not the face.

Mark: Very manly moment.

Larry: (Talking on walkie talkie) Step two men.

(Men black capture the rest of the people on the ship)

Man 1: We have control of the ship sir.

Larry: Great work, now is my time. (Larry speaking on the intercom). Good evening, you call me Larry and I have total control of the ship. Listen to us and nothing will happen to you.

(Thomas and Timmy hearing him from their room)

Timmy: This unexpected development.

Room

(Man in black walks into dark room)

(Man hears something in the closet)

Man 2: Open up.

(Man opens the door and sees a toy monkey)

(Timmy and Thomas push the man in closet and lock it)

Thomas: I hope you guys don't go bananas in there (laughs). I knew getting that monkey along with an air horn was a good idea.

Timmy: Look he dropped the map of the ship.

Thomas: And his walkie talkie, either these guys are terrorists or park rangers. If the second we need a bear (laughs).

(Man talking on walkie talkie)

Man 3: Hey where you go.

(Timmy whispered)

Timmy: They are looking for their partner.

Thomas: Sounds like a good time for action movies to pay off.

Bridge

(Larry taking on walkie talkie)

Larry: Have you found him?

Man 3: No sir.

Larry: Hurry up fools.

Mark: Somethings wrong.

Freddie: I got two guesses what it is.

(Thomas on walkie talkie)

Thomas: Permission to come on board captain.

Sarah: Thomas!

Freddie: Told you.

Larry: Who is this?

Thomas: You suppose to say eye eye (laughs).

Larry: You have no idea who to dealing with, boy.

Thomas: Someone who doesn't understand pirate jokes.

(Larry getting angry)

Alex: That fool is going to get us killed.

Thomas: If so mad let's meet face to face near the emergency boat. Don't forget your eye patch (laughs).

(Thomas turn off the walkie talkie)

Larry: Go get him.

Near emergency

(A group of men trying find Thomas)

Thomas: If you trying to find your keys, get in line.

(Men see Thomas at other side of floor)

(Men charge at him but slip and fall in the boat)

Thomas: I hope you packed your swim trunks.

(Timmy cuts the ropes and boats fall in the water)

Thomas: They will be ok, right.

Timmy: Yeah, we're close to shore. 

Thomas: Good idea to use ice from other rooms to make the floor slippery.

(More men appear)

Thomas: Quick run Timmy, I'll distract them.

Timmy: That's crazy Thomas.

Thomas: Crazy is my middle name. Wait, I already used that joke, just go.

(Timmy runs away)

Thomas: So you guys prefer the term lackies or thugs.

(Men grabs Thomas)

Bridge 

(Men takes Thomas to the bridge)

Thomas: So this dinner party.

Mark, Freddie, Sarah, and May: Thomas.

Larry: So your pain is on my side. 

Thomas: Sounds like you need a doctor. For your body and mind.

Larry: I lost a lot of men because of you and so I'm going to enjoy silencing you for good.

Timmy: I don't think so.

(Timmy appears)

May: Timmy.

Thomas: I told you seeing action movies was a good idea.

Larry: You two children have no idea who your messing with.

Timmy: So you didn't plan to take over this boat so you can hostage all these people for a thousand dollars.

(Larry surprised)

Thomas: That's my brother for you, emotionless but big brain.

Larry: Well this game is over.

Timmy: Agreed.

(Timmy blows a air horn in walkie talkie and noise transfer to other walkie talkies)

(All man ears hurt from the noise)

(Mark knocks out the man next to them with his karate)

(Larry tries to run away he tripped by Thomas)

Thomas: Watch your step (laughs). Got to love classics.

(Ship men take Larry and his men in custody.

Captain: Great work boys. We called the coast guard so he could take the trash off the boat.

Thomas: They probably need a big trash bag (laughs).

Sarah: Thomas.

May: Timmy.

(Sarah hugs Rhomas)

(May hugs Timmy)

Alex: This is the only time I've been glad to see you two.

Brian: Amazing job boys. Your heroes.

Thomas: No, we're action heroes.

Timmy: If that's true we should follow the ending of those movies.

(Timmy kisses May)

(Thomas kisses Sarah)

Thomas: Worst Best Cruise Ever.

Timmy: Agreed.