Chapter 6

"That would be nice dear."

*

"Have our man still didn't reported in agent Coulson?" asked by Colonel Nicholas Joseph Fury Sr. while looking at the papers in his hands.

[The Addams Family]

Sic gorgiamus allos subjectatos nunc (We gladly feast on those who would subdue us)

Eudora Esmeralda Frump

Charles Addams

Fester Addams

Gomez Addams

Morticia Frump Addams

Pugsley Addams

Wednesday Addams

Pubert Addams

From what we found out of this family is slightly disturbing, if not for the agent stumbling about this we wouldn't have known we have powerful family living in America.

What we have gathered is the family seems to be mutate, high strength, endurance, and agility, can detect danger that almost seems akin to precog of some sort, electronics will have a hard time working in their area of vicinity…

Agent Phil Coulson interrupted Director Fury's musing about the family, "Sir, our agent has not called in since a week ago."

"Agent Coulson, I want you to get a team ASAP we will initiate contact with the Addams. We have put them in surveillance for almost a year now and we all have is this and bring a team with you" Director Fury raised the papers in his hands.

Agent Coulson nodded his head and turned around walking out of the office, Director Fury mumbled, "I hate to initiate contact first but if our agent was eliminated, things may escalate."

This family has this eerie feeling surrounding them, he stood up and decided to call agent Romanoff and Barton back on their vacation, he thinks that things would seriously escalate and decided to come himself.

*

Agent Coulson is currently walking down the halls, thinking whom to bring., I should bring Daisy with me.

He pulled his phone and asked Johnson to get May and Ward as they have a mission to do.

When Johnson arrives in the briefing room, "Sir, Agent May is currently unavailable, she got injured in her last mission. Ward said he will get his equipment ready."

"Okay, we will wait for Director Fury to brief us when the team is assembled. Who is currently available that is a combat specialist?"

"Sir, agent Brooks just arrived yesterday. He finished exterminating those blood suckers in New Jersey. Would you like for me to ask him?"

"Sure Daisy, we will wait for the director here."

*

After fifteen minutes Director Fury came in while holding a stack of papers alongside Romanoff and Barton, he looked around and was happy with the team of heavy hitters here, if things go south they could manage to retreat safely.

Agent Romanoff greeted Phil and went to sit alongside Daisy, while nodding to Ward and Brooks. Barton just ask Eric Brooks how was the mission in New Jersey and if he was bitten.

"Team, we are going to come in contact with the Addams, the papers you have right now is classified with the need for clearance 8, this is all the info we have with the constant surveillance around them for a year." Director Fury was distributing the papers to everyone.

Grant Ward reads the info and frown, "Sir, this say that the family is composed of a butler, and the family themselves who are mostly children or too old and with the team we have here, isn't too much?"

"No agent Ward, we have a man who haven't reported in till last week, and this guy Charles Addams, just pop out of nowhere. We checked the surveillance camera from the airport, and ports around."

Daisy perked up, "So they're Inhuman! Just like me sir?"

"No agent Johnson, from what we believe they're mutants. Abilities they have, we guess around technology, forcefield, super-strength and endurance. Agent Coulson, Romanoff, and Brooks is with me. You Johnson, Ward, and Barton will check the area and be our backup, see if you can find our man."

Near early afternoon when they arrived at the Addams Family mansion, Fury signaled the Bartons team to scout the vicinity while he took a deep breath and knocked on the door.

*

It was morning, Charles was sitting at the table with family eating breakfast.

"Gomez, granny Frump said you were burying somebody yesterday? Who was it?" Charles asked curiously.

"Ahh! Yes, some pesky snakes, that won't just die. Snooping around our family. Crushing it's head is still fun though."

Gomez and Morticia's face darkened thinking about the snake they have to kill.

"I told the both of you that you need anti-mundane around the place, but you won't even consider it."

"It's not that we didn't consider it Charles, we need some visitors to come and see our beautiful place!" Gomez said while biting on his bacon.

"Don't be angry my love. How about I help you out of your stress." Morticia said while wiping Pubert mouth.

"Later my love, I have a stack of paperwork in my office still waiting for me."

Morticia leaned in and whisper to Gomez ear, "Are you sure mon amour?."

Gomez froze and turned around to face her, "You know I love it when you do that mon amour!"

Gomez carried Morticia while sprinting to their bedroom.

Pugsley and Wednesday look disgusted by the display of their parents.

Granny Frump shook her head and continue feeding Pubert of his baby food while dodging the silverware the baby thrown at her.

Charles just laughed, "Granny Frump, I finished fortifying the field around the mansion, I'd better go first. My pub won't open on it's own. You two kids better play nice on each other okay?"

"Yes Uncle Charles, we will play nice." Pugsley and Wednesday saying in unison while hiding the morningstar and mace in their backs.

"Eat more food will you Charles darling, eating a small won't feed your big body."

"Yes Granny Frump."

Charles just nodded give a thumbs up to Thing, while giving his plate to Lurch who was standing behind them from the start.

*

Charles teleported in Knockturn alley and go directly in the butcher house, "Arnold do you have any fresh cuts?"

"Oh Charles! Yes, I do! How are you today? I have manticore meat that just arrived today and some acromantulas from yesterday, I'll give the acromantulas for half the price to you."

"I'm doing well, just came back from America visiting my family. Give me some of those manticore meat and I would gladly get some of the acromantulas brain and eyes, they would make a good sauce if crushed properly." Charles said while deep in thought.

"So Charles you just came back? You know the hubhub and all the excitement here yesterday? Harry Potter is back! Got a glimpse of him in the Leaky Cauldron, small guy! I even saw his Scar. Damn Dumbledore hiding our hero from us!" Arnold said snappily and continuing to cut the meat with some finesse.

"Yea, James came rushing through my door yesterday and asking for discounts, for a guy working in the ministry he sure is a miser."

Arnold was picking some of the acromantulas eyes when he suddenly remember, "Oh right! You know, someone broke into Gringotts. Goblins got there pants down yesterday! They were raging! Ha! Damn buggers."

Arnold paused when he remembered, "I think I got some newspaper under here somewhere. Ah here it is. You can take a look."

Charles read the publication of the Daily Prophet, he much preferred the Quibbler than this trash.

'So Tom's back? Along with Hagrid carrying the Philosopher's stone yesterday.'

Charles thought the place would get a little bit brighter from now on.