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GALACTIC GARBAGE STATION

After graduating from Su Shi University, Su Jing was in a bad mood and went back to his hometown to adjust his mood. However, he discovered that his own backyard had become the Galactic Garbage Station. Every day a large amount of trash is deposited into his backyard. Some came from the Tomb of God, Battle Through the Heavens, Coiling Dragon, One Piece, Naruto, Bleach, X-Men, Captain America, Iron Man, and other novels, animes, and Marvel universes. As the owner of the garbage station, Su Jing has the obligation to deal with this Garbage. At first, he thought it was a hard and unprofitable task, but he discovered that he has found the most beautiful and cushy job in the world. Before anyone says anything, I am the original translator of this novel/fanfic.. I am uploading it here to get a larger fanbase and to get some support on my Patreon (https://www.patreon.com/GGS6395)

DarkShadow95 · RPS同人
分數不夠
1409 Chs

CHAPTER 93 YOUR FAMILY IS QUITE AMUSING

The three girls were attracted by various pets and enjoyed themselves, while Su Jing made lunch.

The three girls teased A'Li for a while and then moved on to tease other kittens and puppies for a while and took out their phone and took photos madly. They took various pictures of each pet, Su Ya also asked A'Li to play a part with them and videotaped a video, which was sure to be taken to school to show off with her classmates.

Just when the three girls were having a fun time, suddenly a little shrill voice sounded.

"What's your name?"

"Who is talking?" Su Ya was stunned.

"Not me." Tang Xiaoyu and Qin Shuang shook their heads at the same time.

"What is your name?" The sharp voice sounded again. This time, the three girls heard it clearly. They couldn't help but look at it. They saw that there were two green parrots standing on the window. Are they talking?

"You are so good." The three girls immediately ran over and looked curious.

"What is your name?" a parrot shouted.

"Oh, my name is…" Tang Xiaoyu was amused by the parrot and replied.

"Don't say it, it's just cursing at the street." Another parrot interrupted Tang Xiaoyu.

"…" Su Ya and Qin Shuang were stunned and then laughed.

"The stinky parrot dares to swear at people. It's only when your name is spoken that you swear at the street." Tang Xiaoyu laughed and scolded.

"The little girl is a good-looking girl." A parrot cried, which made Tang Xiaoyu look better.

"It's not bad, It's like an actor to block your face." Cried another parrot.

"Ha ha ha…" Su Ya and Qin Shuang laughed again and could not stand up straight.

"I'm going to pluck them up and stew them." Tang Xiaoyu was so angry that she wanted to catch two parrots, but she was embraced by Su Ya and Qin Shuang.

"These two parrots are so interesting that they seem to be talking about cross talk." Qin Shuang said.

"It's like Guo Degang's cross-talk(Chinese Tv Show). My brother likes to listen to it. They must have learned it from my brother." Su Ya laughed.

Just listen, two parrots, I'm going to say one sentence after another.

"Excuse me, Grandpa, how is the US going?"

"Who knows… ask the village chief!"

"We decided to be a lovebird in the sky and broccoli on the earth."

"Yes, if love lasts for a long time, is it pork?"

Su Ya and Qin Shuang laughed, and Tang Xiaoyu forgot that the parrot scolded her just now. She laughed and turned over. Some crosstalk scenes were funny. They were told out by two parrots, which was more interesting.

"It's so funny, I'm going to record it." The three girls took out their mobile phones to record and play happily. However, when they wanted to run to the backyard, several shouts blocked them and forced them to run back. Su Ya runs to complain to Su Jing, but Su Jing just pretends to comfort them. It's better if they are scared by Dogs, the alternative is being frightened by the man-eating vine.

A loud cry sounded. The Golden eagle, who had gone out to play, came back and fell from the sky.

"Wow, what a big bird." Qin Shuang cried.

"That's a golden eagle… Wow, it's so handsome. Tang Xiaoyu said that as the golden eagle had fallen down and landed on the eaves. Now Golden Eagle has a wingspan of 1.7 meters. It is more vigorous and powerful. Its hair is brighter and its eyes are sharper. It is handsome and explosive at a glance.

"Brother, is this golden eagle yours?" Su Ya shouted.

"Yeah." Su Jing's voice came out of the kitchen.

"Let me touch him, Let me touch him." Su Ya jumped.

"Little Jin, come down and play with them," Su Jing shouted.

The Golden Eagle gave a somewhat discontented cry and flew down and landed on the ground, but with his head held high. The three girls ran up and touched the hair of Golden Eagle carefully. When they saw that golden eagle had not attacked, they boldly touched it.

"Its hair is so slippery."

"It's so handsome."

"Come and help me take pictures."

"Take a picture of me, and then take it together."

The Golden eagle was very dissatisfied with the three girls taking his pictures, If Su Jing hadn't told him, he would have left them and flew away.

"It's time for dinner. Let's play after lunch." Su Jing came out of the kitchen with two plates of seafood at midday.

"Let me help you." Qin Shuang was so attentive that she flew to the kitchen to help serve the dishes. Su Ya and Tang Xiaoyu also put down Cats and Dogs and washed their hands to serve the dishes. When all the meals were served, Qin Shuang could not wait to pick up the chopsticks and gobble them up, completely without any image of a lady.

"Qin Shuang, pay attention to your image." Tang Xiaoyu laughed and scolded, saying that as she had a piece of yellow croaker meat in her mouth, then her eyes immediately opened and her mouth watered with delicious stimulation. She forgot what she had just said and began to eat it quickly.

"Is it so delicious?" Su Ya has some doubts. She has eaten the dishes cooked by her brother many times, but they were never good enough. Recently, she heard that her brother's cooking skills have risen dramatically, but she is not convinced. She picks up a piece and ate it and after that she couldn't stop herself and kept stuffing seafood into her mouth, and praise the words indistinctly, "Brother, how did your pathetic cooking skills got improved so much?"

"Don't eat it if you don't like it ." Su Jing made a move to take the yellow croaker in front of Su Ya.

"No, brother, I'm wrong…" Su Ya rushed to protect the Yellow Croaker.

"Don't you know Brother Jing has been named Young God of Cooking, Sister Su Ya?" Qin Shuang asked.

"Last time my brother told me, but I thought he was kidding…" Su Ya awkwardly spits out her tongue at Su Jing, and then suddenly remembers something like, "Ah, I see, Qin Shuang, you must have eaten my brother's cooking earlier, so when you hear my brother's name, you're clamoring to come."

"Of course, Why else would I come?" Qin Shuang smiled and recognized it generously.

"…" Su Ya and Tang Xiaoyu were speechless, They almost thought that Qin Shuang had a crush on her brother (Su Jing).

"Qin Shuang, you stinky girl, don't rob me." Tang Xiaoyu was about to pick up the last piece of sea crab, but Qin Shuang with a fast hand grabbed it.

"Don't eat so much, Do you want to get fat?" Qin Shuang directly stuffed a large piece of crab into her mouth.

"You are fat." Tang Xiaoyu shouted.

The three girls ate like three bad wolves, regardless of their image. After a short time, the whole table of seafood was empty. At last, the three girls were a little full and their stomachs were round.

"Your home is so fun." In the evening, when she was about to leave, Tang Xiaoyu was reluctant.

"Or we can stay here for one night." Qin Shuang said cheekily.

"Come on, there will be classes tomorrow. Don't be more reluctant than I am. Is this my home or yours?" Su Ya was speechless for a while. Although she wanted to play for a few more days, she had to go to school. She will come back on Saturdays and Sundays.

In the evening, Su Ya ran to the Great Seafood Restaurant to greet her aunt and sister-in-law. She naturally cried sweetly when she saw the elders in the village. Finally, she visited the fishing grounds symbolically and now she could go back to report to her parents.