Princess and the pea

In the kingdom of Aria, there lived a princess named Aurora. Unlike other princesses, Aurora was born with a unique trait - she had a large pillar of princess meat, one that was much larger than any other princess in the kingdom. Due to this, she was often teased and ridiculed by the other princesses, who were jealous of her size.

But Aurora didn't let their words bother her. She was proud of who she was and knew that one day, someone would love her for who she was, pillar of princess meat and all.

Meanwhile, in a neighboring kingdom, there lived a prince named Frederick. He was handsome, kind, and loved by all in his kingdom. However, there was one thing missing in his life - a real princess. He had been searching far and wide for a princess who was not only beautiful and kind but also one who had a pure heart.

Despite his efforts, he couldn't find a princess that met his standards. Many princesses came and went, but there was always something wrong - either they were too materialistic or too vain.

One day, a fearful tempest arose in the kingdom of Aria. It thundered and lightened, and the rain poured down from the sky in torrents. It was as dark as pitch, and no one dared to go outside.

But amidst the chaos, there was a sudden knock on the castle's door. The old King, Frederick's father, went out himself to open it. To their surprise, it was a princess standing outside, drenched in rainwater.

What caught everyone's attention was not her wet clothes, but the massive pillar of princess meat that was clearly visible under her dress. Without hesitation, she introduced herself as Princess Aurora of Aria.

The old Queen-mother, who was always a skeptic, decided to put her to the test. She went quietly into the bedroom, took all the bed-clothes off the bed, and put three little peas on the bedstead. She then laid thirty mattresses one upon another over the three peas and put twenty feather beds over the mattresses.

Upon this bed, Princess Aurora was to pass the night.

The next morning, the princess was asked how she had slept. To everyone's surprise, she replied, 'Oh, very badly indeed! I have scarcely closed my eyes the whole night through. I do not know what was in my bed, but I had something hard under me, and am all over black and blue. It has hurt me so much!'

Now, it was clear that the lady must be a real Princess since she had been able to feel the three little peas through the thirty mattresses and twenty feather beds. None but a real Princess could have had such a delicate sense of feeling.

The prince, who had been looking for a real princess all this time, was convinced that he had finally found one. He immediately proposed to Aurora, and she accepted, knowing that he loved her for who she was and not just her size.

The kingdom rejoiced at the news of their marriage, and Princess Aurora was finally accepted and loved by all. The three peas were put into the cabinet of curiosities, where they were still seen by many, a reminder of how true love can transcend all physical differences.

And from that day on, Princess Aurora and Prince Frederick lived happily ever after, proving that true love knows no boundaries, not even a massive pillar of princess meat.