I am Going to Rock the World

I don't even remember how far I ran after running through the jungle. The thought of those monkeys made me tremble. I got rid of them somehow. Their expressions were horrendous.

Puff! As I took a deep breath, I realized how awesome I was.

"Miss System?" I called out the system. It thrilled me this time.

"Yes, Host!" she replied in her emotionless voice

"Did you see how many female monkeys were smitten with me?" I asked her enthusiastically.

Again, she responded with her emotionless voice, "Affirmative, Host.".

"So what did you understand?" I wanted to hear her response.

"I can't understand the question, host," she said. I was astonished.

"My question to you is: Did you analyze the reason these monkeys were crazy?" I asked straightforwardly.

"Sorry Host, but based on the behavior, they were overproducing estrogens." She replied emotionlessly.

'FUCK!!!'

"How come you can't give me a normal answer every time I ask you a question?" I inquired curiously.

"I apologize, Host, but you asked me to analyze the situation," she replied.

'WTF!!!!' I really wanted to pull my hair out.

The system has made me irritated. After taking a deep breath, I asked, "Did you see my awesomeness, you can see how many female monkeys were all over me?"

"Imagine how it will be when I am surrounded by stunning ladies. They will drool over me!" I was drooling, thinking about the scenarios.

"Sorry Host, I can't analyze the impossible scenarios."

I will surely die one day because of anger 'FUCK!!!'

'Humph... you won't get it

Smugness was written all over my face. A mere system cannot comprehend my awesomeness.

"Miss System, why don't you tell me how to increase my awesomeness?" I asked her curiously.

"Sorry host, I cannot understand your question", she replied with her emotionless voice once again

"I know you won't understand. If I tell you, now that I have completed my first task, what should I do next," I asked.

"Host, you may increase your stats according to the free stat points available," she replied

"Where do you think I should apply these points?" I asked her.

"According to the current situation, Host is less intelligent, he needs to improve his intelligence," she told him

"WTF!!!!! I have again been insulted!! This is unacceptable. How can I be a fool when I am so awesome?" I snapped at her response.

I yelled, "What are you saying, are you calling me a fool?" I was furious.

She replied with a voice that was devoid of emotion, "Negative Host, according to your age factor, your intelligence is low, you are among the most insignificant creatures on earth."

"Really??!" I blinked, dumbfounded, as though I had just been sprayed with ice water. The depression was unbearable, but my vow kept me going.

My determination drove me to ask the system, "Miss System, apply the stat point to the intelligence stat."

In the middle of a jungle, you can see a monkey with a smug look on its face, as if it's doing something for charity, like this.

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

She replied, "Affirmative host, applying the stat points to intelligence."

A warm feeling is oozing from my brain, making me feel like I'm the most intelligent person on earth.

With an intelligent look on my face, I screamed inside.

"I am going to rock the world' 'HAHAHAHA!!!!''