"Definitely not gay, I just know my own ability, nice meeting you, have a good time in Kuoh!"
I can't be rude to her or she will just kill me with a light lance, yeah lets avoid her too!
"Hey, Motohama, I think you dropped this?"
My feet stop and I want to die! What I see is Kalawarna holding the Rider Pinky Porn-DVD that must have fallen from my bag when Precious pounced on me. But like I said before, my inherited personality has skin thicker than the Titanic's hull.
"Thanks Kala, I definitely would have regretted not having that come home with me, plus some kid might have found that and learned something funny, ha-ha!"
"See you then Motohama, try not to stay up all night, ha-ha."
I put my porn away and then start back home. I have a lot to unpack in my mind.
Soon I made it home safely, and when I entered...
"I am home!"
"Welcome home son, supper will be in two hours when your dad gets home, so go rest and wash up."
"Then I will go out back and do a light-workout mom, I think I need to get healthier for high-school."
My mother poked her head out of the kitchen and looked at me like a rare animal. So I kinda fib.
"On my way home, I saw a fellow 2nd year girl getting bullied by three university students, and I could do nothing to help her, but call the police. I felt helpless."
My mother looked shocked and covered her mouth, then in concern she asked.
"Was that poor girl hurt?"
I put on a sad smile and told her. If this story is on any-other site than Scribble Hub, then it was stolen without permission!
"The police did not get there in time, but just when she was in trouble, I mustered up some courage and yelled at the three criminals. When I told them I took their pictures in the act, I ran, then they chased me. I almost did not get away due to my feeble body. That's why mom, I must get stronger to protect girls!"
I push up my glasses and put on the best righteous-face I could.
"Oh, my boy, okay go and do what you need to do. Mother will support you dear."
I hug my mom then head upstairs to unpack everything and get my uniforms ready for cleaning and tailoring if need be.
No I was not lying too much, I do need to start to improve my body a bit, and I think I will take up Karate as well. I don't know what this world will throw at me so I must be prepared, even if I don't get involved.
I then put on my track outfit and head outside to do some exercise. Nothing like One Punch-man or insane crap, but simple things one would encounter anywhere in the world. In my transplanted memories, the Elf's human life had done boot-camp, so I will stick to that kind of thing for now.
Plus, I am new at doing this, so starting light is smart. I don't have my healing magic from my Final Fantasy World, and no insane regeneration, so slow and steady.
"15! hah, 16! ugh, 17! fuck. 18! I hate myself 19! Ishibumi Ichiei, I hate yooooou, 20!"
Thud! Yes I can barely do 20 fucking pushups! This is going to be super hard, sigh. I am currently sweaty and face down in the grass. My glasses are off, and for some reason, I feel weak when I don't wear them. It's got to be one of a few possibilities... (A/N this is actually a thing in the LN. I am just having fun with it, and it won't be around forever so chillax!)
1 When my vision is messed up, my body can't handle the distorted vision.
2 I have a physiological issue thinking my glasses give me power, like Popeye with spinach.
3 This is a side-effect of bad writing by the man that made this universe!
So ultimately, I have decided to train without my glasses on, so it's like wearing body weighted-clothing, I think?! Additionally, what would happen if my glasses broke? So I am training like this. With my glasses on, I can do twice as many pushups!
I dry my face with a towel then put my glasses on and I feel much better. Then I head in to wash up.
While I shower I think about my past...
At the end of elementary-school, Issei, Matsuda, and I became friends.
During middle-school, Mat focused on sports which he was good at, sadly he only did it to pick up chicks. Naturally that failed.
Issei has always been a boob-aholic.
And me, I tried acting like a refined gentleman, or a watered-down Kiba, but failed too.
So when it was time to pick our high-school, I had known the all girls international Kuoh Academy had opened their doors to boys. Ding-ding, if you guessed it was for Kiba and Gasper, then you're right. Rias gets what Rias wants.
Anyway, I told the boys about it and helped them cram and study to get in. It was the only time in our lives we studied so hard for anything, why?
"We are going to get a harem of beauties, and have casual unprotected sex, and then never call them again!"
Yes, that was all three of our dreams, till all of our futures changed, for the bad or good.
In Issei's path, he was the esteemed weakest Red Dragon Emperor! He got killed and became a Devil under Rias, and was sucked into every motherfucking world ending plot. He was the so-called [Harem King] and he could not even put his dick into an electric-socket. Dense MC has Issei's picture in it for sure. But he was a good friend to us there in the novel.
In Matsuda's path, he ended up being the son of God himself. He had a bleeding heart and fell in love at the drop of a dime. Honestly he was much better than Issei at being a Harem King, but... He also was more dangerous than an uncontrolled Juggernaut Drive. He really treated me half-ass in that path though.
In Motohama's path...
"My path is not written yet. So how do I want to be remembered? Do I do what my two friends did? Or do I spit in the wind and do things that make me happy?"
I soak in the hot-bath and think about what I want in this world.
"What do I want from this world? Do I follow the plot like 90% of those web-fan-fictions portray? No, I don't want to carry everyone's emotional baggage. If the Gods of this world want to destroy it, how can I change things with my Hypnosis App?"
Okay so let's make a mental list of what I want and don't want! Let's start with what I don't want first, this will be more annoying.
What I don't want...
I don't want to be Sirzechs Lucifer's tool. No he is actually one of the nice devils, but he gave Rias too much backing that she rejects, but ultimately throws around. Rias is also a headache.
Dont get me wrong, I would love to fuck Rias every damn day, but in the end, that's it. ultimately she is good for fucking or boob power-ups! She is good to her devil servants, but that is just a matter of perspective. So unlike Matsuda and Issei, I will not take her path. This however comes with negative consequences for the world, but... I don't love her.
Not getting involved with Rias does have some negative sides like, not saving Asia. Not fixing Akeno or Koneko. not getting Koneko's hot sister, who is like my past wife, Manya.
I wont meet the sword girls Xenovia and Irina, not a big deal. I won't have to see Grayfia and wish she was mine. Hell, most of the problems in the story are flat out avoided if I stay away from her.
Rias's fate will be shit, when the Phenex clan takes a hit when free Phoenix tears hits the market, making her marriage to Riser pointless, but not my problem. Riser will stay the cocky bastard by not getting defeated. Best part... I don't have to deal with annoying Ravel!
Why am I talking like Issei won't be able to do anything? I don't know if he can, this is not the Light Novel, does Issei still have plot-armor?! Matsuda does not seem to be Jesus Christ as well. I am just hoping I am not the fucking Protagonist in this life!
What do I want...
My ONLY quest in this world is to find the other Hypnosis App user and defeat him, and absorb his App so I can free Pal! And as a reward, my wishes are granted.
I do want a SMALL harem, if I can make one. But I will be careful with the Hypnosis App in this life, or I will get stuck with women I don't love, sigh.
I will help who I can if, and only if it's convenient, like I did today. I am not hunting down a quest-chain to save a woman I don't love, unless it helps one I do.
I don't want to die! This means I have to get stronger like most every wannabe-protagonist. Plus I learned from my memories that a strong body equals more sexy-time, cough!
I want to try loving Yasaka. I will save her with the power of my App, and the best part, I don't need Issei or Rias to do that! Yes this is presumptuous of me, but I don't mind giving her a connection to my heart. In my memories, I love the Kitsune of any world. I love Mofu Mofu! Soft and Fluffy should be goal number two!
The last thing I can put on the must do list is... Pay my two best-friends back the Karma given to me!
What will I do about what is not on this list? I don't fucking know. I have to take it as I go, due to not knowing my-own plot-line like the other two world futures. Who will I love? Only my heart can tell us that, but...
I have not been moved yet by anyone. Just no Rias for fucking sure! Maybe App sex?! Nope that is a horrible and bad idea. That's instant Rias route!
I sigh, then get out of the bath, due to hearing my mother call for supper.
After getting dressed I drag my sore-body to the table and smile at my parents.
"So son, mother tells me, you want to learn to be a white-knight? I think it's commendable to want to improve, just two things to remember. First don't get yourself hurt for pride or silly things. Second, don't let your studies suffer in pursuit of power. Power is good to protect the weak, but never let it destroy you in the end."
"Thanks dad and mom. I was planning on taking Karate classes if that's okay with you?"
My dad looks into my eyes then nods.
"Good, maybe you can learn to take a hit better from those women, and not break as many glasses."
And that's how I ended up getting the nickname, Rising Ryu.
My last name in my family always escaped me, even in the dream life I died in!
I set my alarm for an early wake-up, and then with a smile lay down and mutter...
"I won't follow the plot! He-he-he... Zzz