Deja vu (part 3)
In Universe 7
On planet Earth
On January 12, 776 at 2:30 p.m., a long-awaited event was taking place in the emblematic house of Capsula Corp
An event that happened several times a year without fail
"OOOUUUHHHH !!!!
DELICIOUS" Whis shouted with extreme happiness as he put a sausage in his mouth, which he tasted as if it were the most delicious thing he had ever eaten (if you think of something gay you will go to hell)
Since today was one of the many days in which Broly organized a barbecue for all his friends, Vegeta ... and even ...
"Why the hell am I at such a small table, away from others and my plates are smaller!?" Beerus yelled, protesting for the vexatious treatment he was being subjected to.
"Don't you remember what you did the last time you were invited to one of my parties?
You're still in your test period, don't complain or I'll kick you out of here!
In fact, you can thank Bulma, thanks to her you aren't eating cat food in a bowl on the floor when we were done eating
Thank her!" Broly said, showing Beerus who the alpha male is in that house.
One of the many lessons he learned from Cesar Millan in his shows (he tamed Eric Cartman in South Park, legendary)
"Tha...
Thank you Bulma..." Beerus said, swallowing his pride so he could eat the most delicious dishes in the multiverse.
"It's nothing, but be nice
Broly hates when his barbecues are ruined ...
And then it's my turn bear him all day in a bad mood" Bulma says to Beerus, forgiving his previous transgressions if he promised to behave from now on
"I recognize that it is one of my few defects ...
However, for everything else I am a raft of oil...
Unperturbed, always calm" Broly said as he put more meat on the embers with great happiness and inner peace, as if he had reached enlightenment
Indeed....
How could anything make him nervous or angry?
Today was being a perfect day
The birds sang, the butterflies danced, Vegeta and Goku were forced to work as waiters...
Single men chatted and ate straight from the coals while drinking beer
The women gathered to whisper and criticize others while they ate what their husbands brought...
Beerus ate very carefully so as not to disturb anyone.
C-16 took care of the plants and animals with Mr. and Mrs. Brief
Piccolo and Gohan took care of and played with Pan, the unpredictable Super baby stronger than Yamcha ...
The children played innocently with each other ...
Everything was perfect…
"Vegeta Jr, come, I'm going to show you something that my mother bought me" Bra said, stretching out Vegeta Jr's arm to tell him to follow her to her room
"Can I go too?" Goten asked, who was curious about what Bulma had bought to Bra
Something that didn't fit into Bra's almost perfect plans "This… no…
Only Vegeta Jr can come"
Or maybe not…
"STOOOPPPPPPPPPPP HERE LITTLE GIRL!
Where do you think you are going?" He yelled one of the Broly clones, that stood between Bra, Vegeta Jr and the interior of the mansion.
"To my room…
To ... play..." Bra said, trying to find a good excuse ... but without much success
"Nothing about that!
Neither children nor Vegetas can enter your room
None of you can move from here
Be where I can see you ... although I can see you everywhere..." Broly said, giving the ultimate ultimatum to prevent disaster
His elementary school daughter was out of control and Vegeta Jr didn't put up much resistance to her obvious advances.
If he didn't intervene, nobody else could
"Broly ..." Bulma protested seeing that her husband was still a clichéd overprotective father.
"MMM…
I don't see this relationship with bad eyes
It can be fun…" Said Yam, that liked Bra a lot
She is a strong girl, with initiative, full of life, fun, rich and very mature for her age.
Yam didn't dislike the idea that his son could date this girl despite their young age, the problems between the two families and the temporal paradoxes
In fact, this was what she liked the most of all
"LOL
Bra is like her mother when she was little
She is as precocious as her" Said Panchy Briefs, Bulma's mother and Bra's grandmother, that better than anyone could see the similarities between them
A statement that Bulma disagreed with at all her soul "Ehhh!!!
What are you talking about!?
You know that isn't true"
However, she was the only one who disagreed
"I think your mother is right
Not many other rich and pretty 16-year-old girls take advantage of their summer vacation to embark on a dangerous adventure to search for some wish-granting spheres to find a boyfriend" Said Oolong, the sarcastic little pig who accompanied Goku and Bulma on their first adventure and that he could 100% assure that Panchi had hit the mark
"That sounds like you were an exceptional precocious" Said Ginger, who didn't miss the opportunity to laugh at the expense of someone's shameful past.
"Shut up ... if you say it that way…
Oh men…" Bulma said, trying to hide her face so they wouldn't see how flushed she was.
After hearing what they had said ... and doing a bit of self-criticism ... she had no choice but to admit that she was undoubtedly a penis hunter in her youth
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" An adorable and funny reaction that made everyone laugh out loud.
Everyone except...
"PICOLO!
WATCH THAT GIRL!
MAKE SURE THAT SHE IS ALWAYS A FOOT APART FROM VEGETA JR!!" Shouted all Broly's bodies distributed in the garden, more worried than ever after listening the last conversation
"Why me?
Do you think I'm a babysitter!?" Piccolo said very indignant, which was giving the bottle to Pan together with Gohan and Videl
"Of course, you are the official babysitter of the group.
You were born for this and you are very good at it!" Broly replied, highlighting what was evident
"How noisy...
But of course I am the problem…" Beerus protested from his pet table, complaining about the double measuring bar that was being used at this party.
Everyone yelled, ran, ate and did whatever they wanted without any consequence.
Everyone except him, who was forbidden to yell, eat whatever he wanted, or move from his assigned chair.
For the first time he represented order and everything else chaos ...
Until…
BROOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!
A honk marked the end of this adorable chaos
"Everyone at the table!
It's 2:40 p.m., in 69 seconds the most delicious chops in the multiverse will be at their perfect point
So you will have exactly 69 seconds to eat your plant before its perfect conditions expire.
I don't want anyone to lose focus
Do as we have rehearsed the last weeks" Broy said as he activated his custom nuclear alarm for everyone to pay attention
These chops are a special preparation ingredient which had to be cooked in a very special way and had to be eaten at a specific time.
If it was cooked and eaten in this special way they would be extremely delicious, but if not, those chops would be almost ordinary chops.
Which would morally sink Broly, so everything had to be done perfectly
That is why everyone was focused, remembering the rehearsals in which Broly had made them participate for this day
Few seconds…
There were only a few seconds left before everyone could finally taste the delight that they had waited so long for and for which they had suffered so much in recent weeks.
Everyone was so anxious that they even counted down
15!
14!
13!
12!
11!
10!
9!
Jejeje…
"…"
8!
7!
6!
5!
4!
3!
2!
1!
GOOOOOOO!!!!
And with the end of the countdown, Broly served the respective chops to each one, and in a perfectly synchronized way, everyone ate them with great precision and speed.
And the chops were...
DELICIOUS! EXQUISITE! PERFECT! DIVINE!
These were some of the words that perfectly defined the chops they were eating
However, no one said anything, since his mission was to eat those giant chops in the set time without wasting a second
Only when they finished with all the meat on their plate could they talk again
And after a few seconds, the most gluttonous… mainly the Saiyans ... they were the first to have that honour
"THESE ARE THE BEST CHOPS I HAVE EVER TASTED!" Goku yelled exaggeratedly just after finishing
"This is the only good thing that Broly knows to do" Vegeta said without fear of retaliation ... since Broly could read his mind, whether he thought about it or said it out loud, Broly would punish him
So at least saying it aloud would feel more comfortable with himself and possibly take someone with him in this tragic road
[I agree] Beerus thought, who would later receive a beating from Broly with Vegeta
"Certainly, these are the best chops I have eaten and that I will surely taste
You always outdo yourself.
At this rate I will stay to live here
Hahahaha" Said Whis, that really considered staying and living with Broly, Bulma and Bra… especially when Beerus took one of his long naps again ...
"Don't joke about that ...
We have quite a few tenants lately
I prefer to bring you the free food personally instead" Broly said as he looked at Vegeta Jr, who was interacting with Bra in an excessively friendly way in his opinion.
"That would be wonderful
By the way…
What did you laugh at during the countdown?
You didn't do it in any rehearsal..." Asked Whis, that by being extremely observant and always being attentive to what Broly was doing, he was able to notice that slight detail
Something that in another day and event could have gone unnoticed, but not in this event in which Broly asked so much seriousness and concentration to everyone else ...
"You pay more attention to me than my wife ...
And that is very worrying ...
It's nothing, something funny had just happened to one of my selves while I was cooking
Nothing to worry about" Broly answered while picking up the plates to serve the dessert, which was also specially prepared, for which they rehearsed 9 times
"Oh I see…
Something has happened to one of your damn clones" Said Beerus, who would never forget the beatings that several Brolys gave him at the same time...
"Yes…
One of my… clones…
Of course…" Broly replied as he inspected all his bodies scattered within the Three Realms ... and outside of the Three Realms
Which seemed to have multiplied in a few seconds...
For some reason…