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Don’t Mess With An Angel

I know what you must be thinking, already knowing the entire story of how the devil came to be and how Adam and Eve fucked up everything but have you ever stopped dead in your pants to wonder what if we heard the story from the Devils point of view just for a moment to really know if it was you, would you do what he did millions of years ago my fellow reader…keep reading for all the plot twist’s and turns of life… Warning: may not make sense in chapter 1 but it will in chapter 2 and 3, am sort of new to this so forgive me for any inconveniences that you may feel while reading this but all things being considered I hope you all enjoy the book and eat it while making love to it with your cereal in hand…Thank you Fam…

Noah_StrangeSs · 其他
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35 Chs

Dark Awakening

I know I know, it's been like what a few years since I last posted anything, don't judge me please, I'm sorry, I'm sorry reader okay, I'm sorry I left the way I did, if you knew what I was going to do you would have stopped me, it's over now, you don't have to listen to me write about bull shit and corny jokes anymore. You don't have to be scared of your kids or even yourself being bad people, you can be good.."as if they need your novel to be bad people in life…"…"hey no one's talking to you".

My sexual projections or incorrect spelling mistakes as if there were any in this story but I'll allow it, hey at least you're safe, for now it seems, let's try our luck getting you spoiled😈.

I've been dealing with a lot of things but am sure no one caress so let's just get right into shall we.

Now after all that, the big man entered his penthouse, poured himself a glass and sat down on his expensive feathered couch to reminisce on all that has happened today, and great another problem walk's in…

Jinx: hey mr I left you at the hospital looking like a fool, where have you been Lucifer…

Lucifer: huh, it's been a long rough day jinx…

Jinx: your telling me…

Lucifer: sorry I left you at the hospital I…

Jinx: you look wrecked, what happened to you down there Lucifer…

Lucifer: never mind that, come, tell me, how did you survive after escaping that Hell whole

Jinx: well….

⏳Flash back in time.....⏰

Olga: please sir spare some change am begging you for the love of whoever is reading this story

Sir Knight: I said get away vermin pest…(he swings his arm in a beat up motion at the girls as they run away from him)

Olga: I think there's only one way to survive in this dum girls, they offer very sketchy prices to people over there at that counter for human part's and jewelry too…

Katherine: so what are saying…

Olga: you may not like this but it's the only way at this point…

Katherine: we haven't eaten for six days…

Jinx: come with me…

Arhhh!!!!

Jinx: am sorry but it must be done…

(Jinx and Katherine cut off their right toe's and decided to sell them, Olga was feeling their pain but knew what had to be done was able to bargain it for some loose change to help support them for the coming days…)

Olga: are you okay girls???

Jinx: well am some how alright, still very weak but okay…

Katherine: am still starving and in pain…

Olga: I know but don't worry though the potion I've given you guys should help regrow your toes back and also help with the pain, this town is filled with greedy and selfish basturds than most towns…

Jinx: what is this town anyways…

Olga: this is Gorge Helm of Anubis Nivi Asfor or other wise known as G.h.a.n.a. It belongs to the earths scum of the scum and the worst of the worst, only outcasts are allowed here and after this twisted town follows The Great Nitro Gem Ria which if rewritten pronounces Nigeria and that's the Capital city up ahead of here…

Katherine: so what do we do now then…

Olga: well I do have an idea though but it will the combined strength of the three of us okay…

Jinx: got it, what do we do…

(After a while, Olga spots a rich looking moving courage up ahead, she instigates a plan to hijack the moving object and lot of all its got, so the plan began…..

As the courage approached, Katherine walked forward in front of the courage and dropped a huge rock on the way to stop the courage in its tracks to make it seem as if it had hit something and then as Katherine fell to the ground in front of the courage jinx would pull the heavy rock out of the way with a rope that was already attached to it while Katherine played hurt on the ground as the owners came out of the courage to check up on what's going on out there. When the driver got out he spotted Katherine on the ground yelping in pain and immediately panicked, while that was going on jinx dressed up as a Officer Knight of the town and approached them and asked the driver what was wrong while he explained that it was an accident and doesn't know how it happened, jinx who is now the Officer will insist on the fine of the incident and if they didn't pay would be threatened with prosecution or prison. After that due to fear the driver will immediately inform his boss and pay up the fine instigated by the alleged Officer and they went about their day like nothing ever happened….)

Jinx: that was so easy I can't believe that they felt for it..

Katherine: I know right…

Olga: this should be more than enough to feed us for at least a month or so…

Katherine: and get us a place to stay too but where did you get the uniform though???

Jinx: Olga instigated a sleeping potion on one of the Officer's and we stole their clothes for the mean time…

Katherine: awesome, now let's go get me some food…

(While the girls were busy dining at a very famous dinner called Hells Kitchen with their motto being come on down to Hells Kitchen where we specialize in a very Hell-thy torture of food for your burning flesh to dig in on…

Unbeknownst to them, a couple of street rats where also keeping tails on them too, as the girls sat down to enjoy their meal, the three street rats named Olaf, Kane and Juda stole away their belongings and last money on them too, after they were done enjoying their food, jinx decided to check out how much money they still have left in order to rent out a place to stay for the night but as she brings her hand back to grab her sack fill with money she gasped…)

Jinx: oh my God!!!!

Katherine: why what happened…

Olga: where are all our stuff…

Jinx: I think we just got robbed…

Katherine: what!!!! how will we pay for all of this…

Olga: calm now hunny we need to think carefully and ascot naturally okay…here comes the waitress, I'll handle this…

Waitress Shenel: yes and how was everything to your liking…

Olga: oh look out now it was splendid…

Waitress Shenel: oh gud here would be the bill for everything then…

Olga: great do you have anything extra like your new cheese patty cake hmm

Waitress Shenel: sorry with all due respect but I don't think you guys can afford that so here's the bill…

Olga: or maybe your raspberry green beans perhaps…

Waitress Shenel: I don't hear nothing but the bill could you get that for me…

Olga: am pretty sure there's a lot of room left over for more food am I right…

Waitress Shenel: um hunny is there room for the bill, please pay up…

Olga: but I was only saying…

Waitress Shenel: get…

Olga: that we would…

Waitress Shenel: the…

Olga: love to have…

Waitress Shenel: bill…

Olga: more desert please…

Waitress Shenel: okay get out now…

Olga: but wait we…

(They were kicked out and thrown outside the dinner like mud…)

Katherine: I have never been so humiliated in all my life…

Jinx: that's not true you've been humiliated plenty of times worst than that…

Katherine: and all thanks to you it seems…

Jinx: how am I at fault here…

Katherine: if you had kept the money in a more secure place none of this would have happened today…

Jinx: seriously…

Olga: settle down guy's it's no one's fault here, we just have to think rationally about this and come up with another plan that's all…

Katherine: well I don't think we can rob another rich scum again without the officer uniform you guys stole…

(While they were busy conversing with each other an Officer Knight was passing by and heard their mumblings…)

Officer Knight: am sorry, what did you say???

Olga: um, ugh…

(The Officer proceeded to stretch his hands to grab the three but got duped by them as they ran off but he also chased after them as well and after a long Tom and Jerry chasing he finally caught up to Katherine and started beating her with his officer stick. Olga and jinx saw this returned back to help but got beaten up to in the process leaving them in a pretty severe state and storming out on them leaving them to die on the spot. There was a small alley way just beside them, Olga got up and pulled the two into it, after a couple of hours of heavy breathing from the three girls, a heard of people stormed in on them after spotting them in the narrow alley way and started accusing them of stealing and all the crimes that have been going on in the town even though most of them were committed by the three boys who stole their stuff. The town's folks started beating up the girls again and throwing stones at them too, just when it seemed as if all hope is lost, one of the towns freaks threw a rock at Olga's forehead with enough force to push down an elephant to the ground, Olga fainted immediately to the ground sparking up…)

Jinx: why you little fossil of dusty bones, how dare you do that!!!

…Eyes cleaned orange…

…Nails the size of pencils…

…Dentures long and large as caber-tooth's…

(Jinx immediately went into a fit of rage and pounced on the man biting him raw on the neck until an old folk knocked her off of the man whose been sacked up of his soul, Katherine saw this and got enraged as well…

…Eyes polished Red like blood…

…Body feeling larger…

…Dentures growing large and sharper…

…Nails turning deadly claws…

(Jinx also pounded on top of the old folks who incapacitated Katherine and bite them hard on the nose till they were gasping for air, the old folks also managed to knock out jinx as well but she didn't fall she still held her ground and managed to hold her own until she scared half of them away and sent them running for their lives…)

Jinx: that's it you better run…

Olga: girls am okay…(she faints to the ground again after raising up her head to witness what's going on…)

Jinx: Olga are you alright are you okay, Kathy are you okay, some one help us please…

(Just as her screams reached the top of Mount Everest she fainted and a young man was passing by the town and spotted them laying almost unconscious and dead on the ground and ran to them and placed them onto his horse and road off with the three unconscious girls…)

To be continued…