Chapter 6

Haku and Tanjiro were walking to their next mission and as they were nearing a field Haku opened him umbrella and spoke

Haku:"Hey Tanjiro"

Tanjiro:"Hmm?"

Haku:"Why did you believe what i said about being half demon so easily?"

Tanjiro:"Because your smell as a demon is distorted , when i picked up your smell at first i thought that you were a demon who's disguised as a human and most importantly i don't smell any hate from you"

Haku:'Smell!?"

Tanjiro:"and i also believe that there are good demons out there like Tamayo-san so i also want to believe that your mother was good demon"

Haku:"Tanjiro...could you not tell this to anyone else , i don't know how people would react to this" he said with a bit of sadness on his face

Tanjiro:"Yes" he said smiling

then they heard some yelling

???????:"Please! please! please! ,please marry me!, i could die any day you know ,so that's why i want you to marry me , please i beg you!"

Haku and Tanjiro saw yellow haired boy clinging onto a girl

Tanjiro:"What's going on?"

Haku:"i have no idea"

then a sparrow goes to Tanjiro

sparrow:"*Tweets continuously*

Tanjiro looked surprised

Haku:'Don't tell me he can understand that bird'

Tanjiro:"hmm hmm so that's what it is"

Haku:'He totally can' he thought with a freaked out expression

Tanjiro:"Okay I'll help"

Haku:'I'm beginning to doubt who's the part demon'

Tanjiro grabbed zenitsu

Tanjiro:"Why are you making a scene in the middle of the road, she's clearly not interested in you, look you're stressing your sparrow out"

Zenitsu:"Wait that uniform ,are you that guy from the final selection"

Tanjiro:"Don't go pretending that we know each other cause we don't kay!"

Zenitsu:"Waaah you don't remember, don't get angry at me when you're the one with the bad memory"

Tanjiro let's him go and heads to the girl

Tanjiro:"You're all set to head on again, do you need any help with anything else"

girl:"No ,thank you very much" she says bowing

Zenitsu:"Hang on don't you interfe_"

*slam*

Haku hit Zenitsu's on his head

Haku:"Can you shut up and listen to what the she has to say!"

girl:"When did i say i loved you ,i already have a fiancée!,goodbye! "

then as she was leaving

Zenitsu:"Wait come back, please"

Tanjiro:"Would you give it a rest already"

Zenitsu:"Why did you have to get in my way, it had nothing to do with you"

then Tanjiro looked at him with (author: English is not my first language so i don't know what to put here other than disgusted but y'all know the face already)

looking at Tanjiro's face Haku could barely hold his laughter

Haku:"Pfft"

Zenitsu:"why are you looking at me like that , you're looking at me as if you're staring at a pitiful creature or something!, listen here! , the reason i missed out on getting married is all your fault!"

then Tanjiro's face does (the other face)

Zenitsu:"Say something!"

Haku:"Pfft *struggles to hold back laughter*"

Zenitsu:"I'm gonna die soon on my next job ,I'm incredibly weak so gimme a break, protect me until i get married!"

Tanjiro:"let's start with introductions my name is Tanjiro Kamado"

Haku:"My name's Haku Fuma"

Zenitsu:"My name is Zenitsu Agatsuma, help me Tanjiro"

*After continuous yelling*

Tanjiro:"There there ,let it all out"

Zenitsu:"*sob*"

Haku:"are you done crying?"

Zenitsu:"Yes"

after going back on their way Tanjiro gave a rice ball to Zenitsu and spoke to him

Tanjiro:"I understand how you feel but don't upset your sparrow"

Zenitsu:"Huh? the sparrow is upset? how do you know?"

Tanjiro:"well it said that you're always like this and besides bothering that girl ,you also apparently snore loudly"

Zenitsu:"Wait! you understand bird language , no way!"

Haku:"I know , and i thought i was weird"

crow:"Kaw ,quickly quickly Tanjiro Haku Zenitsu ,run!!"

Zenitsu:"Gyaaah , a talking Crow!"

then the three went up the mountain

and now are standing in front of a house in the middle of a forest

Haku:"It's giving me a bad feeling"

Tanjiro:"I smell blood and also something_"

Zenitsu:"Smell? what smell? "

Tanjiro:"_i've never smelled before"

Zenitsu:"And what about that sound"

Haku:"Sound?"

Tanjiro turned to see two kids

Zenitsu:"children?"

Tanjiro:"I wonder what happened?"

Haku:"I already have a few guesses"

Tanjiro approached the two kids (author: casually approach child)

Tanjiro:"What are you doing in a place like this?"

The kids backed off a bit after Tanjiro approached them

Tanjiro:'They're pretty scared'

then tanjiro preformed a magic trick to calm down the kids

Tanjiro:"did something happen here? is this your house"

"N-no no" said the older boy

"It's a house of monsters, it took my older brother ,while we were walking at night and without even looking at us ,it took my brother"

Tanjiro:"and you followed? wow.. I'm impressed"

"*Sniffle* h-he was hurt so w-we followed his spilled blood"

Tanjiro:"Don't worry we'll beat the bad guy and save your brother"

"R-really really"

Tanjiro:"Yes i promise"

Haku:'I wish i was this good with kids'

Zenitsu:"Haku, Tanjiro ,what is that sound it's starting to bug me d it won't stop ,like a tsuzumi"

then out of the house flew a man's body

Tanjiro:"Don't look!"

then he ran towards the man

Tanjiro:"Are you all right? "

"i got outside but am i...about to die"

then the sound of a tsuzumi was played loudly

"GRAAAAAH!"