Saiki’s Friends

"Are you sure you didn't just take your delusions from anime or a manga or something Kaido?" I said as I was currently drawing on my tablet after both Kaido, Saiki's Chunni friend, and Nendo, Saiki's dumb thug friend, were let into the house after coaxing Saiki into doing so.

"What are you saying?! Dark Reunion is a very real group that is clearly after me for the powers that I have sealed away within my hands that could even destroy the city if unleashed?!?!" He said striking a 'cool' pose or at least I think he was trying to strike a cool pose as I roll my eyes at hearing that.

"Sure their are some supernatural powers people can have in this world, but that power you have isn't there, I mean if you wanted real actual power that isn't made up in your head I could teach you since anyone that is human can learn it." I say as I keep having a conversation with him while Saiki and Nendo were playing a fighting game with Saiki kicking Nendo's ass.

*PLAYER 1 WINS!*

"Gah! Another round Saiki! I won't lose this time!"

'"You said that Ten times already, just admit you suck at this already.'"

"Never give up! Just like one of those commercials I watched on tv that I watched recently so I won't just quit this easily!" Nendo said with a fire in his eyes as Saiki shrugged and kept playing with him as Nendo wasn't as annoying playing video games.

"Wait are you for real?! You can teach me some real superpowers just like that?!" Kaido said with sparkles in his eyes as I pushed his face away as he was way to close.

"First off, get out of my face! And secondly it all depends on if you have the will and determination to obtain it for yourself because if you don't try then you can't unlock it." I say after pushing him away to see his eyes go wide as my right arm lets of a spiraling green glow wrapping around my arm before letting it recede back into my body.

"It's called Spiral Energy and all humans have it as it is embedded deep in our very DNA it's just being able to harness it is a difficult task and it's easier to channel it through a real weapon than it is to just channel through your fists, but the first thing you need to do is study up on human DNA, the golden ratio, the earths rotation and how the galaxy spins, you need to have an understanding of all those things on a deep level to learn to harness this power." I say to him which he pulls out his notebook and starts writing all the things I said down as a fire burned in his eyes.

'Are you sure you want to teach him something like that?' Saiki asked me through telepathy to which I just internally shrugged.

'It depends on him, if he really try's he may unlock it but everyone has a certain limit, Someone like me and you would have a high ceiling cap or maybe no limits to using it where as Kaido would have difficulty's trying to use it even if he unlocked it.' I responded back to him as I got up and stretched.

"Anyway I'm getting hungry, let's go somewhere to eat or something cause chips aren't gonna cut it." I say as everyone else got up as well as we decided to go out to eat.

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"Like I said we should go to the Udon place! Why the hell would we go get ramen at this time of year?!" Kaido said as he got up in Nendo's face.

"Like I said! Ramens better! It's cheap, tastes good and fills you up while Udon is too thick and makes you feel bloated just from having only one bowl, ain that right Saiki?" Nendo said as he pulled Saiki into the argument.

"'Keep me out of your stupid conversations….'" He said while shaking his head.

"Man if I had brought my car we could go to TeruTeru's, he makes some of the best food out there, and he could make them both a dish that would stop them arguing in a heartbeat." I could have Fortunate Son retrieve one of my cars like my Hummer but maybe it was cause I was lazy or maybe I wanted to see wherever they wanted to bring us that I didn't do that.

"Udon!"

"Ramen!"

They began shouting at each other before devolving into something like a fight in a cartoon dust cloud between the two.

"…. Wanna go to WcDonalds instead and bug that Demon King guy?" I say while he just sighs.

"'Sure, I doubt they will stop soon enough.'" He said before we began to walk away and head over to the nearby WcDonalds to eat instead.

We were about halfway there, we only had to go through a few more streets, but suddenly Saiki stopped making me turn to look at him with a raised eyebrow, "What's up?"

"'Teruhashi, that annoying girl who wants me to constantly go 'OWOW' for her, she's up ahead.'" He told me as I looked over my shoulder to see a rather shiny looking girl with a holy light emanating off her very body.

"Oh, well this could get annoying, you want me to help you get out of this?" I ask which he nods to which I look around and notice a Photo Booth before pointing to it.

"Get in there, I have a plan." I say to which Saiki hops on inside before I crack my knuckles and my neck before I activate my skills as an Ultimate Disguiser along with my magics on Saiki who willingly let me do so.

"Umm, excuse me." I suddenly hear a voice as I turn to the brightly lit up Teruhashi.

"Yes?" I ask as I raise an eyebrow to her as her charms have no effect on me because of both facts I'm in multiple relationships and I'm not a such a virgin to fall for such a shallow person like Teruhashi.

"Umm, I was wondering did a guy with pink hair, sunglasses and wearing a plain T-Shirt go into this Photo Booth?" She asked me which was a perfect description of what Saiki was wearing, but I just shook my head.

"You must be mistaken, while his hair could look pink in certain light it's more purple, besides he wasn't wearing sunglasses, Oi! Soda! Hurry it up! A girl wants to use the Photo Booth." I call out to the photo booth to which it wasn't Saiki who stepped on out but Soda did instead.

"Oh! Um, um I'm so sorry I must have mistaken him for someone else by mistake, sorry for bothering you guys!" She said before running off slightly embarrassed.

And after she left we kept walking down the road, "Pretty good disguise right?" I say as he reverted back to his old look by the time we made it to the WcDonalds.

"'It at least can get someone out of a situation like that in a pinch, but c'mon, let's grab some food.'" He said with a shrug before we headed on inside.