INTERRUPT ME ONCE MORE AND AM GONNA GIVE YOU HELL!
"DAMN!!!
You old grandma, can't you just let me be???
I swear by my nine generations I would never set foot in your barn again....
Just stop chasing me!!!
From the corner of my eye, I saw her rusty metallic pitch fork descend on my back like the devil's crawls...that is, if devil has crawls, and a loud scream escaped my throat...
Only for me to wake up startled....
Ahhh!!!!
F*cking headache...wait since when did I start experiencing headaches???
And where am I???
Why is it dark in here???
Hell no, what happened to my super sight...am I blind!!!
God no...no...no...are my superpowers gone!!!
And then everything hit me...my mind was overloaded with lots of information...
The battle with the Southern Continent,the fatal wound inflicted on me by the twelve guarding superheroes of the Southern Continent using the dark forbidden powers in exchange of their lives.
The fatal wound led to the drain of my vitality, resulting to my death. But...if am dead...why am I alive???
Is this dark place hell???
But no...hell is depicted as a place of eternal inferno...so there must be light,and my body should be burning...
Ooohhh,and demons to...
Wait!!! Was that old hag with the devil's crawls pick fork a demon???
No way this is hell...I must be dreaming... But wait,do dead people dream???
AAAAHHHH!!!
WHERE THE HELL AM I !!!!! I screamed clutching my aching head...
"HAHAHAHA!!! I NEVER THOUGHT SOMEONE WOULD FIND MY TOMB... WELCOME.....
HUH!!! He fainted....what a weakling.
Has the Evergreen Realm deteriorated to such an extend???
Look at him...he has no cultivaton but his soul is already in the fourth stage...Heh! Those old monsters won't believe it when I tell them this....
HAHAHAHA!!!
Old man Jiu, today is my lucky day... HAHAHAHA!!!!
Who thought that such a genius would find his way to my tomb...I mean, a mortal body with an Air Stage Soul...this is jackpot... can't wait for him to regain concious,my time here is limited...
Am sorry man but I truly have to do this... Can't wait for you as if I got the whole day.
Raising his hand,a globe of water manifested itself on his wavy ghostly hand but before he could toss it on the unconscious young man lying on obsidian floor,he jolted awake,stared at him blankly and before he could pass out again,he uttered three words...
GHOST ARE REAL
AAAARRRRGGG!!! COME MAN,HERE I AM THINKING YOUR A GENIUS ONLY FOR YOU TO TURN OUT BEING A SISSY!!!
And then a loud SPLASH filled the pitch dark air as the little globe of water turned to a massive ice cold waterfall that soaked the man wet,jolting him awake.
IF YOU DARE BLACK OUT ON ME ONCE MORE AM GONNA CASTRATE YOU!!!
Huh! Castrate me,why does it sound familiar???
SHIT!!! Is this ghost related to that old hag???
WAIT!!! Is he her dead husband come to hunt me???
JEEZ!!! Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this???
"AM NOBODY'S DEAD HUSBAND!!!"
Ooohhh no!!! The ghost can read my mind. Am dead!!! Wait but I was already dead.
F*CKING MORTAL,I AM NO GHOST,I AM JIU,PEAK REALM STAGE!!!
CALL ME GHOST ONCE MORE AND YOU'RE DEAD!!!
Yu....you are not a ghost???
I asked stumerring...
YES!!!
Then who are you?
YOUR GRANDPA!!! DAMN MORTAL DIDN'T I JUST TELL YOU!!!
AM JIU,PEAK REALM STAGE!!! AND THIS IS MY TOMB!!!
Damn!!!
"Can you stop shouting, I heard you, but what I want to know is why you are not a ghost.... as you... but claim this to be your tomb."
I swear if looks could kill,then this gho...SHIT!!! I forgot he can read my mind...but I swear his stare is enough to kill me a thousand times.
"FIRST,I can only read your surface thoughts..."
Huh!!!Thanks God....
"...but that doesn't mean I won't kill you if you even dare glance at me as if I am a F*CKING GHOST!!!"
HELL NO!!! Then how am I suppose to look at you???
"SECOND, I don't have long in this realm..."
REALM??? Ain't this hell??? Am I not d....
"DON'T INTERRUPT ME WITH YOUR THOUGHTS!!! AND NO, THIS IS THE EVERGREEN REALM,A SECOND TIER REALM, AND NOT YOUR HELL."
Ohhh! Evergreen Realm....
"INTERRUPT ME ONCE MORE AND AM GONNA GIVE YOU HELL!!!"
"HUH!!! Why are your thoughts silent???"
"DUH!!! What do you take me for,a fool?"
"YES...."
DAMN!!!OLD GHOST..... OH NO!!!
The screwed look on the old man's face made me understand that I had f*cked up. I watched as he raised his wavy ghostly and stretched his fingers toward me. My whole body shivered as his fingers came into contact with my forehead. The cold was nothing compared to being naked on Mount Ever or swimming in the ice cold waters of the North and South Pole. Death was better than the cold I was experiencing.
The old man looked at me with his ghostly face and sneered...
F*CK AM DONE FOR!!! I thought as I struggled to remain concious.
"I warned you,but you didn't listen...."he said he pulled back his arm,"that was just a taste of hell..."
DAMN OLD MAN!!! Just a taste and I almost died...
"Yeah,just a taste but if you dare call me ghost am going to serve you the whole plate."
"No!!! Don't, I won't not even when you're dead...I mean dead...as in true death..."
"HAHAHAHA!!! Then you will wait though I haven't achieved immortal stage cultivation,am still young..."
Dude!!! Your face is older than mine before I died but still claim to be young, if you are young what about me...
"How old are you and what's immortal stage cultivation?"I timidly asked in a low voice fearing another touch of his fingers.
"HUH... finally something senseful left your mouth..."
DAMN!!! Can't you just answer...
"I will be turning a thousand and sixty in four months times..."
"WHAT!!! ONE, TWO ,A THOUSAND AND SIXTY!!!!"
"Nothing to be proud of,I mean my father is only Fifty-seven thousand and my grandparents are two...."
"Just stop there...."
"Oh! Look at me, bragging about my family to a mere mortal..."
As if you're not one...
"We are different,but don't worry for today is your lucky day"
LUCKY,HUH!!!
"This is my tomb,where I left my legacy before transversing to the higher realm..."
"Hold on old.....aaahhh young but old man....what higher realm and why transverse,and also where I come from tomb are for the dead....