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Meanwhile, somewhere far, far away in a castle located in another part of the country…

"Come in, come in my child. We mustn't lurk in doorways… it's rude."

In Len's mind: Damn Mom, you're sounding a lot like the wicked octopus witch Ursula in Disney's flick "The Little Mermaid"! Although you're a lot sexier and slimmer than her, the way you dress and use make-up makes you almost look like her. I'm actually waiting for you to finish with her infamous line: "One might question your upbringing," complete with a wicked female villain chuckle.

But Len's chipper reply with her peach-pink thin lips comes out as: "Hello mother, I hope you and father haven't been waiting too long for me."

"Not at all my child. You're just right in time for tea," Virginia answers the young girl, with a wide grin. "Now, best grab a seat so we can begin."