Chapter 1: Rebirth

[Kirigakure, The Land of Water, Water Islands, Five Great Shinobi Nations, Shinobi World, Naruto-Verse]

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I awoke to voices, one vaguely familiar.

My Head felt like it would snap my neck if left to roll backwards or forwards due yo how heavy it felt.

''What's his name?'' The Familiar voice asked.

''Hangetsu. For grandfather.''

''A good name, he has his Father's Kekkei Genkai based on the difficulty of the birth.'' That caught my attention as I forced my eyes open and looked down.

Suffice to say, I was fucking horrified. I was a Baby.

My attempts to curse and rage obviously didn't work like they supposed to.

''He does, I'm just fortunate that I was able to use the Hydrafication Technique in my birthing, the Oil and Water made it manageable.''

'Hmm, based on that little conversation my Father has a Kekkei Genkai that dramatically effects my physiology and given that last sentence ''Mother'' must be of the Hōzuki Clan. Which unfortunately means that I'm probably Half-Kaguya. He's hoping I don't die of Bone Cancer.' I manage to think rather quickly before coughing releasing a large Vapour of Corrosive Mist from my body.

''Seems he has more Kekkei Genkai as well Daughter. Now I cam go and kill that bastard Mū and come back to train him.'' Oh God, that would make this man Gengetsu Hōzuki, Second Mizukage and my grandfather. Which has instantly put a target on my back...fuck.

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What does it truly mean to be Strong I asked myself, asked as I had snd continued to ask at the crack of dawn each day and as the sun set after flying its rays for the past two years.

He hadn't been sure at first if this had been a fever dream or something but everything just felt far too real.

So as soon as he'd remembered every scrap of information about Naruto Lore, history, and just shit in general he'd carved it Into his memory so to speak.

Now there had never been a clear date on The deaths of the Second Tsuchikage and Second Mizukage, but his Grandfather had died a half year ago, and ever since he'd been actively focusing on improving his Chakra Control to get him a Headstart before he joined the academy.

It sounded cruel, but he'd make it a point of hunting down and Killing Hyūga and Uchiha as soon as he was able to do so. Taking either or both a Byakugan and Sharingan for himself would net him considerable international fame and net him an entertaining means of pissing off Kakuzu. Obviously he would rack up a large Bounty by hunting and killing Hyūga and Uchiha for their Byakugan and their Sharingan so he'd scam the Bounty stations with the Clone jutsu by dropping off clones making any one looking to cash in on his remains hardpressrd to find a Bounty broker willing to process it.

But of Course he had to survive the encounters, and before that he had to survive the Academy....of course he had to survive long enough to get enrolled in the Academy in the first place...which is why it was important that he practiced both Chakra Control and got used to a Sword in his hand.

He might be physically two, but he was mentally twenty five years old even if he was actually only twenty one in his old lifetime... Sucks having to be the most mature person in the room and yet having to sacrifice your social life to get through school. He died a virgin, that wasn't going to happen again...hmm...now that he actually thought about it, Mei Terumi was in this same village no? And she also had the Vapour-Style as he did,bin fact they had the same form of it, which meant he could potentially call on her as an instructor...assuming she was older than him of course.

He'd also have an opportunity to sleep with her if he played his cards right and played them well...but of Course he had to grow up first...at this rate he'd be a thirty year plus version and will in actuality have only been alive in the Naruto-Verse for half that but such was the hand he had been dealt.....shit as it was.

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[Time-Skip: Three Years Later]

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So....interesting wrinkle...Because his Clan had produced a Mizukage he was afforded the option of using additional training when he reached the academy. This included bur was of course not limited to learning under a member of the Seven Ninja Swordsmen, but of course in order to get that he had to prove his worth rather bloodily and unfortunately there was only one thing he could think of and that was to pull what he comically called, pulling an Academy Zabuza....

But of course there was nothing fucking about it, because it left a bad taste in his mouth even before he did it.

What did he do? He carved a chunk of the soon to be graduating class into a Bloody sculpture....no joke, he literally did carve them up into a bloody sculpture...well more or less...honestly he hadn't gotten out unscathed, but on the plus side by using Shikotsumyaku to kill most of the students like he did he caused enough shock amongst them that at least half died quickly before the others reacted.

Sufficient to say that got him an Academy admittance with rather high hopes....