Being Voldemort Or How I Conquered Wizarding Britain

I am a huge Potterhead. And I always thought that Voldemort could have done way better if only he had the tiniest bit of common sense. But now I take it back. It is easier said than done. I can personally attest to that. You want to know how? Simple. I have somehow become Voldemort's Wraith. And it is 1990.....