I am a huge Potterhead. But I used to think that Voldemort is a moron without an iota of common sense.
Used to. Not anymore.
Because it's not easy to call yourself a moron without an iota of common sense.
You see, I have suffered a transmigration into the Potterverse. As Voldemort's Wraith.
The year is 1990.
If I wasn't already undead I would have AK'ed myself by now just to get out of this mess.
But as I've already AK'ed.myself by proxy in 1981....
And I have always wanted to be a wizard.
Well, maybe I'll be having fun after all.
But first, I need a body....