Chapter 54: Old Sparrow, Wait for Me!

Of course, cutting ties was not something that could truly happen.

Ying Shuang felt that she couldn't bear to part with Fu Ya, who occasionally treated herself to a soft and fragrant embrace and even provided her with face wash. After all, there were still customers to attend to, so Fu Ya gave Ying Shuang a big eye roll before getting busy once again.

Unbeknownst to the two girls, at the moment when Fu Ya telepathically informed Ying Shuang about the exploding Intestines's ingredients, a customer quietly put down the piece of exploding Intestines they had just picked up.

"No wonder I couldn't figure out what it was." Yu Hua muttered under his breath, put down his chopsticks, and wore a complex expression.

Under the cultivation of a Titled Douluo, Fu Ya's telepathic messages couldn't escape Yu Hua's notice.

Yu Hua was the second customer to taste the exploding Intestines.

The unique texture of the dish upon entry piqued Yu Hua's curiosity. He easily discovered the secret of the exploding Intestines's coating—a flavor resembling the roasted Sano fruit. While it was permeated with the taste of the sausage, it wasn't hard to detect.

However, the outermost layer left Yu Hua uncertain.

From the taste, this appeared to be a meat dish, but Yu Hua had never encountered such a peculiar meat dish.

The conversation between the two best friends helped Yu Hua unravel the mystery.

No wonder he couldn't guess. Who in their right mind would eat an animal's intestines?

Let alone intestines, even other internal organs were rarely experimented with on the Douluo Continent.

Glancing at Zhou Long sitting in front of him, Zhou Long had been thoroughly impressed after trying the exploding Intestines's first bite and was currently enjoying it.

Cough cough! Yu Hua coughed heavily, startling Zhou Long. He raised his head to look at Yu Hua, asking, "Master Yu Hua, is something wrong?"

"How do you find these exploding Intestines?" Yu Hua's tone paused slightly, carrying a hint of curious ambiguity.

"It's delicious!" Zhou Long's eyes brightened, and he gave a thumbs-up gesture.

"If you like it, have some more." With that, Yu Hua pushed the remaining half of his exploding Intestines toward Zhou Long.

Zhou Long's face lit up with delight, and he eagerly took the plate from Yu Hua. He thanked him repeatedly, "Thank you, Master Yu Hua."

"No need to thank me, you're the one treating me."

"Uh..."

Seems like that's the case.

Zhou Long was at a loss for words.

Smacking his lips, he suddenly felt that the sausage wasn't as delicious anymore.

Seeing Zhou Long take his plate, Yu Hua finally breathed a sigh of relief. He turned his head to deal with the Honey-Glazed Grilled Ribs he hadn't had a chance to taste yet while calculating in his mind.

The Old Monkey hadn't tried the new dishes at the restaurant yet. Yu Hua would have to persuade him to try more servings of the exploding Intestines later. After all, the last time he accidentally broke Yu Hua's beloved flowerpot, he still hadn't settled the score with him.

"Achoo! Achoo!"

Tai Lei suddenly sneezed twice, the sound like thunder startling the birds in the forest. He rubbed his nose and muttered, "Why am I sneezing out of the blue?"

"I heard that sneezing twice means someone is cursing you twice. Old Monkey, you better think about who you've offended recently. Maybe that's why you're sneezing," Zhao Yunsheng casually teased Tai Lei while lounging on the other side of the carriage.

"Sneezing twice means someone is cursing me twice? That's the first time I've heard that." Tai Lei's eyes lit up as he suddenly realized, "No wonder I sneezed twice. Someone must be cursing me twice!"

Zhao Yunsheng rolled his eyes, not wanting to engage with this old man.

Looking like a giant macaque, who would think of you?

Twice?

If anyone's thinking about it, it must be me, Old Zhao!

Pinning his goatee, Zhao Yunsheng looked smug.

In his youth, Old Zhao was quite the heartthrob at Shrek Academy.

Checking the time, Tai Lei rubbed his head and asked, "Old Sparrow, at this speed, when will we be back in Shrek City?"

"Still a few hours away." Zhao Yunsheng estimated, "We should be able to get back by evening."

"Still the evening?" Tai Lei's face showed a hint of dissatisfaction, "Can't we go faster?"

"Want to go faster?" Zhao Yunsheng rolled his eyes, "Simple. Get off the carriage and run back yourself."

At the speed of a Titled Douluo, if he pushed himself, the carriage wouldn't stand a chance.

"Well..." Tai Lei scratched his head, his face showing a trace of inner conflict.

Running back from this far would be really tiring. It was more comfortable to ride the carriage.

But today, Qi Han's little shop had opened, and there were new dishes. If he waited until evening, he probably wouldn't make it in time.

Tai Lei expressed that after ten days of eating pig food, no one could stop him from having a good meal!

Tang Sect chef: facepalms

"Why are you in such a hurry today? Did you find an old flame?" Zhao Yunsheng looked at Tai Lei suspiciously. Given his lazy character, he wouldn't normally be in a rush over something so trivial.

Looking at the gradually receding figure in the sky that seemed indifferent to his plight, Tai Lei's eyes filled with despair.

He was too hasty. Now he was left behind, and he probably wouldn't have anything to eat tonight.

This is a catastrophe!

No! There's still a way!

Thinking of Zhao Yunsheng's suggestion, a bright idea illuminated Tai Lei's mind.

He glared at the two Red Blood Horses pulling the carriage ahead, "What use are you two if you are running this slow? Get out of here!"

He reached out with his big hand, grabbed the reins of the two magnificent horses, and threw them onto the carriage. The two Red Blood Horses neighed wildly but were securely tied to the carriage by Tai Lei.

"Old Tai will personally pull the carriage. You two beasts can take a break!"

As he spoke, Tai Lei leaped down from the carriage. He grabbed the reins and gave them a firm pull. With seemingly little effort, a deep pit appeared in the ground. The speed at which he was moving was not just twice as fast as the Red Blood Horses pulling the carriage, but even faster.

Yet Tai Lei was still not satisfied. After running for a short distance, he grunted and dropped the reins. He braced himself against the carriage and lifted the entire thing.

Letting out a roar, Tai Lei shot forward like an arrow released from a bow, carrying the carriage on his back, and dashed wildly toward the direction of Shrek City.

"Old Sparrow, I promise I'll make you treat me tonight! Just you wait!"

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