Baby Rant

*General POV*

A beautiful woman could be seen in a wooden house smiling gently. Upon looking closer you'll see two babies bundled in a blanket in her line of sight.

" Congratulations you gave birth to twin boys." said the midwife.

The woman smiled warmly at her children.

" I'll name the younger one inosuke and the older one asura." Said Kotoha.

"I'll take care of my lovely children and protect them the best I can." She said while gently rubbing her face against her son's.

* Asura's POV *

' Wait who names their child Asura? Last time I checked I chose the demon slayer world, not the Naruto world!! '

' You fucking dumb author, change my name.'

[ Author: Listen here you piece of shit. ]

[Author: Phew calm down, calm down. Deep breaths, remember all the great memes like Moon Breathing 9th form: Moonwalk.]

[ Author: Now listen here if you continue your whining I'll literally change your name to Mr. Whisker's or Spot. ]

'.....'

' Well, it's not that bad of a name. Yeah, it's really cool. This kinda feels nice' I thought while touching my mother's face with my baby hands.

' Well guess I was reborn huh. Well, right now I will be safe just gotta be safe from that dumb father. But still can't even get too attached to the mother as she'll be killed by Douma later on. '

1 Month later

' Okay I take my words back, this woman is too kind to ignore or don't get attached to. I mean she works in the fields during the whole day and still manages to take care of us so well. Maybe this is what it feels like to have a mother? '

'Guess I wasn't meant to experience this in the previous life so I got this one. Thank God.'

' Oh, and did I mention my younger brother Inosuke is soooo cute. I mean he's like a little bundle of sunshine, and he even holds my hand while sleeping. Must protect.'

' Right now I am not doing anything much. Just eat a lot and sleep a lot in my little cradle. As for other activities after eating..... Well, I ain't explaining that. All in all, life's kinda nice.'

*15 days later*

' Nothing much changed except I got a message from the entity which said that my system will activate after a few weeks or when I experience an emotional outburst. '

' Also I have to say that my family is perfect except the father. I mean this guy just lazes around all day and drinks sake. He isn't good at anything except yelling at mother. Never thought I would miss the jurisdiction system so much as I am now.'

' I mean if mother wasn't here this asshole would've surely sold us off to buy some booze. I can kinda understand what Kanao's circumstances were like and why she was so shy.'

' Today he even hit her. Okay, I know that Inosuke didn't come to get revenge on this guy in the original timeline but I sure as hell ain't doing the same. Either this guy stays 6 feet apart from us or he's gonna be 6 feet deep. '

' I am gonna survive and return to return the favor one day, asshole. '

' Okay now, mother has to run off with us while crying to get away from this dumbo drunk.'

'Maybe we won't be caught by Douma?' I thought before my baby brain could no longer handle the stress and I went to sleep.