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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

YatogamiSakuya · 奇幻
分數不夠
387 Chs

AZI Volume 6 Chapter 37

The next day, rows of seats have been set up in front of the Lan Si Restaurant's auction stage.

As parties interested in the Spirit Extracts are limited only to Guilds and the military, the number of occupied seats is much lower—when it is compared to the first auction. However, bystanders who are simply here for amusement are still present.

Currently, situated on top of the auction stage is a large table with 22 bottles of Spirit Extracts, and beside them is a plain red box.

...…

Turning away from the restaurant's base floor, and onto the top floor—

"I see. Well, thanks for the information."

"…?"

Having been asked several questions related to the Spirit Extracts by Long Hua, along with some situational questions—related to the Ling Yuan family's methods of handling mishaps in the Leng Bing Realm, Wu Xiao raises an eye at the former, while taking a sip of tea.

"…"

Dressed in a black changpao, Long Hua fixes the cuff of his sleeve, as he walks down to the first floor.

...…

"…"

"…"

Upon Long Hua appearing on the first floor, and is proceeding to head towards the stage, many eyes are immediately drawn to him.

"This bastard seriously became the proprietor of this place?"

Seeing is believing, and having seen this to indeed be the case, Shao Tianming involuntarily twitches his lips.

As Wang Yongning is banned from the restaurant, Shao Tianming is the sole person in charge of leading the Ashen River Hall here.

"…"

Representing Dainsfield is Duanmu Chen, and beside him are Yang Ning and Dan Hong, who are here to represent the military.

"…"

Walking up to the stage, Long Hua picks up the microphone, and sweeps an eye across the gathered guests, while announcing—

"I don't see the point in making some pointless introductions, so let's get right to the main event."

Resting his hand on the red box that is beside the Spirit Extracts, Long Hua goes on to ask—

"All of you have a placard in hand, right? If the number I draw out of this box matches the one on your placard, then congratulations, you've won yourself a free bottle of Spirit Extract."

"…?"

"…Ah?"

Informed of this in an uncaring tone, it took a few moments for some gasps to go off, to which, Long Hua says—

"However, there is a condition that must be fulfilled if you do win one."

"…"

"…"

Seeing as how he had successfully grabbed everyone's attention, Long Hua goes on to state the condition, which is—

"The condition that must be fulfilled is, you must drink it on the spot. Naturally, you're free to give it someone else if you don't wish to be my walking advertisement."

"This guy…"

"What a bastard…"

To those who are gathered here, for Long Hua to have the galls to say his intent outright—it's difficult to say if his actions are twisted, or if it's just him being honest with his customers.

Almost immediately, someone from the audience asks—

"Long-laoban, how many free bottles do you plan to give away?"

Towards the question, Long Hua answers—

"Two bottles. Right then, let's just get this over with quickly."

Without keeping everyone in suspense, Long Hua reaches into the red box, and draws out a single slip of paper.

Opening the paper slip, he reads the number aloud, which ends up being—

"Number thirty-two."

Immediately, everyone looks to their placards—only to be disappointed to find out that it didn't match.

"…?"

With an odd look on his face, Shao Tianming looks to the person seated beside him, and asks—

"What kind of dog shit luck do you have?"

"Boss, I don't know."

The person who possesses a matching placard was none other than Chen Lan.

"Oh?"

Surprised by this as well, Long Hua raises an eye, and says—

"Xiao Chen Chen, is it? Come up to the stage then."

Ignoring the envious glares that are coming from all fronts, Chen Lan walks up to the stage, and is handed a bottle of Spirit Extract by Long Hua.

"…"

Staring at the bottle of Spirit Extract in his hand, Chen Lan can't help but ask—

"Ancestor, am I dreaming?"

It goes without saying that Spirit Extracts are a rarity in the inner domain.

That being the case, a common member of the Ashen River Hall like Chen Lan shouldn't have ever been able to acquire a treasure as valuable as this, and yet—

"I can sock you in the face, if it hurts, it means it not a dream."

"Uh… Never mind."

Taking a step back, a bead of cold sweat rolls down the side of Chen Lan's head, while Long Hua says—

"Get on with it."

"Understood."

Facing the audience, Chen Lan draws in a deep breath of air, and uncaps the ceramic bottle's cork.

Pressing the lips of the bottle to his mouth, Chen Lan downs the contents in one go, and just as he sets the bottle down—

"…"

"…"

Silence looms over the crowd.

Momentarily—

"Well?"

"How did it taste?"

"Tastes a bit sour, also leaves a stinging sensation on the tongue. Uh…-!"

As soon as Chen Lan had answered the audience's questions, he pressed a hand to his chest.

Involuntarily, his Relic manifests, and floats in front of him.

And in the next instance, the Relic begins to give off a radiant shine, which causes most of the audience to shy their eyes away.

"Aaaahh…!"

Raising a pained cry, Chen Lan feels as if he had been struck by numerous lightning bolts.

"Hey, this guy won't explode, will he?"