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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

YatogamiSakuya · 奇幻
分數不夠
387 Chs

AZI Volume 5 Chapter 45

"…"

Looking at his glove, Long Hua suddenly understood why Wu Xiao had gone through the hassle of changing out of her boots after severing Wang Yongning's bloodline. 

Similarly to Wu Xiao, Long Hua takes both gloves off, and tosses them aside to swap on a new pair. 

Pressing his right foot down on Qing Ming Yang's head that is currently resting on the ground, Long Hua says—

"Surnamed… Whatever your surnamed is, how are you feeling right now? Surprised? Shocked? Refreshed? Any thoughts you want to share? I'm here to listen if you need it."

"A-Ah… Y-You…!"

Turning his head to the side, Qing Ming Yang glares up at Long Hua—wanting to say something, but the indescribable pain that is emanating from his lower body won't let him formulate a single word. 

Smirking beneath his helmet, Long Hua says—

"Young man, I have something called a Lone Dog Incantation, anyone who cultivates it will be able to get rid of all their worldly desires, and become a true gentleman. How about I impart it to you, and once you've learned it, you can shave your hair and become a monk?"

Having salt rubbed onto his wounds in this manner causes Qing Ming Yang to spew out a mouthful of blood before fainting. 

"Ai…"

Shaking his head with a sigh, Long Hua kicks Qing Ming Yang aside, and turns towards Lin Yu Heng and Xia Ri'er, while asking—

"Who's next?"

"…"

Immediately, Lin Yu Heng glances at Xia Ri'er, who nervously takes five steps forward, and with a bashful expression on her face, she says—

"B-Big brother, I ask that you be gentle with me…"

The expression on Xia Ri'er's face—along with the curve-emphasizing posture that she is currently assuming, demonstrates this woman to be quite experienced with the art of seduction. 

"Hahaha!"

Feeling as if he had heard and seen the funniest thing in the world, Long Hua laughs aloud, as he approaches Xia Ri'er. 

Rotating the Tranquil Heart Incantation, and with the power of the water element fully active, Long Hua tilts the balance of Yin and Yang energy in his body towards the Yin side through the Yin and Yang Cloud Ink Incantation. 

(…!)

Under the astonishment of the Tai Xuan Emperor, Long Hua's figure turns more slender with a modestly sized chest. 

"…"

Removing the helmet, and allowing his pitch-black hair that reaches his waist to flow, Long Hua looks to Xia Ri'er with a dignified expression on his face. 

"Y-You…? You're a woman?"

...…

Just as dumbfounded as Xia Ri'er, the Tai Xuan Emperor widens her eyes within the dreamscape, and mutters—

"…Ah Yan?"

Muttering this name, the Tai Xuan Emperor's body trembles. 

However—

"No, this can't be…! The Ah Yan I know isn't someone so shameless!"

Shaking her head, the Tai Xuan Emperor instinctively refuses to overlap the figure of Long Hua with the person that she treasures as family. 

...…

"…"

Putting on a charming smile that would bewitch anyone regardless of gender, Long Hua presses his right hand to Xia Ri'er's cheek, and remarks—

"Little girl, elder sister's age is far greater than the amount of rice you've eaten throughout your life thus far." 

"Uh…!"

Staring into Long Hua's azure-colored eyes, Xia Ri'er feels her own heartbeat rising. 

"You-"

Cutting Xia Ri'er off, Long Hua's expression turns cold, and—

"Also…"

*Pah!* slapping Xia Ri'er across the face, Long Hua continues to say—

"I don't care if you're the most hideous monster, or some peerless beauty. Your gender doesn't matter to me. I'll treat anyone who looks at me funny or thinks to offend me—all the same. All of them will be beaten into a pig head."

"Aaahh!"

*Pah! Pah! Pah!* in a rapid manner, Long Hua continuously slaps Xia Ri'er across the face. 

A woman who thinks that she can get away with anything by pulling out a charming smile, or acting coy, a vixen of this nature is the sort that Long Hua despises the most. 

*Pah!* slapping the swollen-faced Xia Ri'er one more time, Long Hua says—

"Go cool your face off."

Clenching his right hand into a fist—

"Ugh!"

Long Hua punches Xia Ri'er in the abdomen—sending her flying into the cold waters. 

*Pah!* crashing into the cold waters back first, Xia Ri'er's body momentarily floats up to the surface—looking no different from a corpse that had died out at sea. 

Lowering his fist, Long Hua remarks—

"Hmph. Who was it that said, a man cannot ever hit a woman? I guess it doesn't matter if I'm a woman myself?"

Severing a portion of his hair, and putting the helmet back on, Long Hua restores his body to its original state. And turning to Lin Yu Heng, he says—

"You're the strongest among this group, don't disappoint me."

"…"

Drawing out his spear, Lin Yu Heng steps forward, and states—

"My surnamed is Lin, full name is Lin Yu Heng, might I ask yours?"

"Oh? You actually have manners?"

Facing Lin Yu Heng, Long Hua answers—

"Surnamed Long, full name—Long Hua."

Drawing out Shui Yue, Long Hua immediately unleashes his killing intent, causing Lin Yu Heng to feel as if he is facing a pit of serpents. 

"…"

With a solemn expression on his face, Lin Yu Heng holds his spear with both hands, and rotates his Core Formation realm—peak stage cultivation base, to its absolute limit. 

"…Hm?"

Narrowing his eyes, Long Hua detects a trace of energy that is akin to sword Qi—emanating from Lin Yu Heng's body.

(Spear intent? Spear Qi, is it?)

Any sort of weapon—when cultivated to great mastery, will cause the associated intent to manifest in the practitioner. And through this intent, the Qi associated with it can be demonstrated. 

*Aooooouu!* detecting the sound of a sonorous howl, Long Hua sees a golden dragon's phantom coiling around Lin Yu Heng's spear. 

From the looks of it, Lin Yu Heng intends to settle this battle in a single move.