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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

YatogamiSakuya · 奇幻
分數不夠
387 Chs

AZI Volume 3 Intermission – Hongchen

Your second uncle is named Hongchen.

He was a firm believer in our first-generation ancestor's words.

The first-generation ancestor prophesized that—

"The men of my household shall have many problems with women until "he," the one to lead this household to the apex of this universe, arrives. "He" shall become our new point of beginning, our new source, our… Progenitor."

No one knew who this "he" was supposed to be.

However, keeping the first-generation ancestor's words in mind at all times, Hongchen—who had witnessed the awkward marriages of those around him, vowed to never marry anyone until this "he" arrives.

In any case, due to the cultivation method and divine art hybrid technique—that Hongchen specialized in, his black hair had turned scarlet, while his azure-colored eyes had turned crimson.

Perhaps, the most famous of your second uncle's feats—was the time when he had been challenged by over 100 members of his generation, and still ended up coming out on top.

After this feat, many sects and practitioner households would come by our family's estate with their daughters—to propose marriage to your second uncle.

"Hongchen, when you saved me once in the past—not only did you con me of my storage ring, but you had also conned me of my heart!"

"Lady, I con others for resources; but never have I conned anyone of their hearts."

"Hongchen, I thought we had something special together!"

"This little sister, I don't even know you…"

"Hongchen, answer me honestly! How do you feel about me?!"

"Woman, young as you might look on the outside, but there is still a 100-year-old age gap between us."

"Hongchen, we spent a night under the same roof together, you have to take responsibility for me!"

"Sacred maiden, we many have spent a night under the same roof; but never have we committed any illicit activities. Have some self-respect."

"Hongchen, the fact that you went easy on me during our battle—that was your way of saying that I have a place in your heart, right?!"

"This older sister, you do realize that I had to deal with numerous other opponents beside you in that battle, right?"

Despite there being many women, who had been attracted to his strength and character, your second uncle kept giving them the cold shoulder.

"Brother, when are you going to get married?"

"Ai, Hongchen, learn a bit from your great-grandfather."

"Hongchen, you're getting on in age, why don't you find a partner?"

Words of this nature had seemingly become something that numerous clansmen would use to tease him with.

And time and time again, his reply would always be—

"I'll marry when "he" arrives."

...…

Hearing about his second uncle, the child blinks his eyes, and asks—

"Father, was "he" just an excuse—that second uncle had used, because he was simply afraid of women, so he never could bring himself to get married?"

"…I wouldn't know much about your second uncle's tastes, but the possibility is always there. Still, I think it's mainly because he doesn't wish to end up like your other male relatives—that he wanted to avoid marriage as much as possible."