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AZI: Burial of a Selfish Lunatic

Full Title, AZI: The History Shattering Burial of a Selfish Lunatic, Who Walked through Reincarnation for Two-Trillion Years Volumes 1-3 Synopsis: “Who?” Holding a lone gourd in hand the young man raises it to the Heavens with a single question. “Who wishes to accompany me? To stay by my side for an eternity, and to walk through the mountains, and seas?” May container spoilers below Volume 4 Synopsis: Weapon spirits, such is the nature of every single Sinner within the Leng Bing Realm. In other words, all of them are but tools, and a tool… “A tool has no right to choose their owner, and what a tool does is decided by their owner.” “…Cruel, how very cruel the laws of this world are. Even upon death, a soul may not rest.” Volume 5 Synopsis: “Surnamed Ye, if you had a choice between being a hero or a demon lord, which would you choose? Naturally, you can also choose to be a villager A or B if you wanted to.” “What kind of question is that? Hmm.” Contemplating for a bit, Ye Chen answers— “I guess, the hero? Since he always wins in the end?” “Hero, is it?” “And you, surnamed Long?” “I think, the role of the hero—is a role that should only be played by a masochist.” “The hell? Is this entire question supposed to be a way to diss me?” “The fate of a hero is to suffer. They’re constantly being pushed left and right. …While everyone else drowns in a sea of despair, a hero must stand their ground, and step forward—to guide the deadbeats along. They must become the shining beacon of hope that others may follow—towards a future, where they may survive. Tell me then, if a hero isn’t a masochist, then what are they?” The world is a game board, those who control the game board, and the game itself… What are they? Volume 6 Synopsis: “A lunatic near death has three options. One, they can choose to pass away peacefully. Two, they can choose to spend the rest of their remaining life to find a solution that will let them live. Three, they can drag an entire world down as a part of their burial.” ……… “The longer you live for, and the more you experience, the less you care about the things around you. Maybe, I’m just someone who has reached that point?” ……… “You’re right in saying that even if this world goes up into flames, I’d still be drinking away at my leisure. Why bother to care for a world that is completely foreign to me? The people who I had cared for, they aren’t here; hence, I see very little purpose in getting myself invested into this environment.” ……… The 46th prince of the Hong Xiao Empire was born between the emperor and the 114th concubine. He was born on a moonlit night, and yet, since his eyes were blind, his majesty—the emperor decided to name him Bujian Yue. “Did you know—that the more fearful a prey is, the tastier it is? At least to me, since I enjoy chewing on my food to savor the flavor.” “…?” Enlarging its stature, the black serpent abruptly snaps its head forward, and swallows the palace maid whole. Leaving a bite mark on the ground, the black serpent begins to chew, as the sound of meat and bones being pulverized comes from its maw. And eventually, the black serpent swallows.

YatogamiSakuya · 奇幻
分數不夠
387 Chs

AZI Volume 3 Chapter 48

"An-Ancestor, I beg of you, cut these lines off!"

Seeing the alarming number of crystal golems, Chen Lan looks at Long Hua with pleading eyes, while Shao Tianming says—

"Surnamed Long, let's call for a temporary truce."

"Ai…"

Raising a sigh, Long Hua shrouds the kitchen knife in sword Qi, and severs the bindings on Chen Lan.

As Chen Lan summons his Relic as well, Long Hua ties his fishing line around the kitchen knife's handle without a hint of being rushed.

As soon as the kitchen knife is secured, a crystal golem approaches him, and towards it, Long Hua swings the fishing rod.

*Klang!* in an effortless manner, the kitchen knife—that is cast outwards, slices through the crystal golem's body like butter.

In the same instance, another crystal golem charges towards Long Hua from behind him, but just as it is about to swing its fist, Tian Cheng casts her knives outwards, and pierces through its body from behind.

With her knives acting as hooks, Tian Cheng swings the crystal golem around like a wrecking ball, and smashes it onto a group—causing shards to fly.

"…"

Narrowing his eyes, Long Hua extends the fishing rod fully, and in a single swing, he divides the body of the crystal golems in front of him.

(Surnamed Long doesn't seem to be joking when he said that—that fishing rod is an Immortal's magic treasure… Lady Cheng, also seems quite capable.)

Firing off a few blast arrows, Yu Ji occasionally glances at Long Hua and Tian Cheng, who are dispatching everything that comes near them with ease.

(That guy, he isn't even using his Relic…?)

Noticing this, the thought of the fishing rod being Long Hua's actual Relic crosses Shao Tianming's mind. But the idea feels far too ridiculous to be true.

Slicing and smashing apart the crystal golems that are being generated by the falling shards, the group continues to fight for another ten minutes, and as the enemy numbers begin to show a sign of dwindling—

(The crystal over our heads has become smaller in size.)

Glancing at the shrinking crystal, Li Zi Xiang turns her attention towards Long Hua.

As ridiculous as this might sound, the strength that Long Hua had been able to demonstrate—with a mere fishing rod, isn't something that could be underestimated.

With that being the case, the words that he had said previously—about it being uncertain as to who would come out on top in a genuine fight between their parties, must be reconsidered.

"…"

"Uh…"

Being stared at by Long Hua's azure-colored eyes, Li Zi Xiang, who had been thinking of going for a surprise attack, flinches.

"Forget it. I was thinking the same a moment ago."

Appearing by Li Zi Xiang's side, and splitting a crystal golem apart, Shao Tianming smiles with a hint of bitterness.

*Guuuuuu!!!!!* the moment another crystal golem is cut down by Chen Lan, the ground they're on trembles.

"What now?"

"Don't tell me, it's more piranhas?"

"…"

"…"

Simultaneously, Long Hua and Tian Cheng turn their attention towards the far edge of this round platform—that is rising upwards at an angle.

As Long Hua casts his line out, and ends up stabbing the kitchen knife into the platform, Tian Cheng retracts her knives, and wraps her arms around the former's neck from behind.

Following the two's preparations—

*Fwoop!* the entirety of the platform tilts abruptly by 60 degrees—causing everyone to lose their footing.

"Shit!"

Try as he might to stab his halberd into the platform, the platform itself is already out of his reach—causing Shao Tianming to curse aloud.

Looking towards Long Hua's direction, Shao Tianming shouts—

"Surnamed Long, say something if you noticed this stuff!"

As the platform continues to flip, it becomes clear that both Long Hua and Tian Cheng had noticed the platform's oddity ahead of time.

Towards Shao Tianming's words, Long Hua raises his middle finger, and replies—

"And why would I help an enemy out?"

"Surnamed Long, you bastard!"

Free-falling downwards through a tunnel of bricks, Yu Ji curses aloud at Long Hua, to which, the latter shouts—

"Surnamed Yu, you have the protection of a divinity; you'll be fine!"

"Bullshit!"

As the others fall out of sight, and with the platform having completed its flip, Long Hua and Tian Cheng are left to dangle in the air.

"What shall we do now, master?"

"For now… Let's just head down slowly."

Fueling spirit Qi into the fishing line, Long Hua causes it to grow in length, while remarking—

"Honestly, I was thinking this fishing rod to be just a joke when I first decided to use it as a weapon. But… Surprisingly, it's a god tier tool in this ruin."

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Towards these words—spoken by the Tai Xuan Emperor, Long Hua clicks his tongue.