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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate CHEATING too," says Lu Sheng, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · 玄幻
分數不夠
338 Chs
#SYSTEM
#WEAKTOSTRONG
#OVERPOWERED
#CULTIVATION
#TRANSMIGRATION
#ISEKAI
#KINGDOMBUILDING
#XIANXIA

0136 - The Call to Arms.

_SLURP_SLURP_

Lu Sheng pushed his face inside the bowl, trying to lick everything, leaving nothing left.

[How long are you going to lick that? Nothing is left in it,] the System's voice was filled with mild amusement.

"Shut up! Very few good things happen to me. Let me enjoy it," Lu Sheng snapped, his tone sharp and defensive, still feeling stung by the System's earlier words.

[Don't take my words seriously. I cannot do anything without your permission, against your wishes,] the System responded, its tone conciliatory.

"Really? Because that didn't sound like it with your tone," Lu Sheng retorted, his eyes narrowing with suspicion.

[I do not lie. I cannot lie to you at all,] the System insisted, its voice steady and sincere.

"I don't trust you at all now. You will push me one day into fire and run away," Lu Sheng's voice trembled with a mix of anger and hurt.