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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · 玄幻
分數不夠
334 Chs

0088 - Iron Folds! Bone Shatters!

The two weapons clashed in a thunderous clang sending shockwaves. Weapon met weapon with bone-jarring force, shockwaves blasting outwards from the point of shattering impact. Gu Lei planted his feet, muscles tensed with the full expectation that the creature's feeble cane would splinter against his immense strength and superior thick iron might.

But the cane did not break.

Instead, a dreadful metallic groan echoed from the point of impact, rising in an ear splitting climax. Gu Lei's face twisted in twinges of first confusion and then dawning horror as his iron rod—his trusted weapon, his extension of unbreakable arrogance—began to buckle and bend like clay under the force of this dark fat creature's lazy swing.

GRRROOOOAAAANNNNN!