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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · 玄幻
分數不夠
334 Chs

0070 - Extracting Fortune from Chaos.

"Let's leave this place." Lu Sheng's voice was weary, desperation clear as he looked around at the foul chamber.

[Wait, Host. There is still so much sludge left, let's clean all of this first.] 

The System's tone was insistent.

"Why? Wait...sure, let's do that." He wanted to argue but then decided not to clash with the System anymore, he quickly agreed with a resigned sigh.

[Cleaning as if, cultivate, this is a very good material. Do you know what I learned while fixing your body?] 

There was an undercurrent of excitement in the System's words.

"What?" Lu Sheng's eyes opened wide with cautious curiosity, eager to hear this new information.

[The Chaos Essence is wild, uncontrollable and...explosive.] 

Lu Sheng shuddered, memories of his body exploding fresh in his mind. "Yes, I can't forget that." His voice was hushed, tinged with residual fear.