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Automated-Enlightenment.

[Warning: You’re about to meet the laziest, dumbest, most annoying MC ever. If yelling at idiots brings you joy, or if watching someone waste insane opportunities is your idea of fun—this is your story.] "Automation isn’t enough of a cheat? Fine, guess I’ll automate *cheating* too," says **Lu Sheng**, a man so lazy he makes procrastination look like a martial art. Scammed in Hell and roped into working for the Hell Guardians, Lu Sheng’s only talent is avoiding work. Luckily, he somehow scored an Automated System that does all the fighting, thinking, and surviving for him. Now he can sit back, relax, and… oh, wait. Turns out even Hell can’t handle his laziness. From accidentally defeating bosses while taking naps to pissing off demons just by existing, Lu Sheng’s "efforts" bring chaos everywhere he goes. Will his half-baked plans backfire spectacularly, or will the universe just throw its hands up and let him win out of pure exhaustion? This is a story about a guy who cheats at cheating, somehow survives Hell, and makes you want to scream at him every step of the way. -------------------- #ACTION #ADVENTURE #SYSTEM #WEAKTOSTRONG #CULTIVATION #OVERPOWERED #TRANSMIGRATION #ISEKAI #KINGDOMBUILDING #XIANXIA Sorry, guys, no smut, no harem, no romance, no slice of life, no power of friendship. I would like to Thanks my Top 10 Fans - 1. @Aoki_kun, 2. @TheDNAlien, 3. @Philis213, @Shirokiyami, @Spare_4117, @Gideon_Salvatore, @Copper_Gaze, @77starblade, @Scyanicat and @John1c. Cover art AI generated.

WoodenPaw · 玄幻
分數不夠
334 Chs

0069 - NICE!

The Void Anchor chamber was coated in a dark sludge, a putrid stench everywhere. From the dark sludge, a twisted, inhuman form emerged. Its elongated arms had sharp bestial like nails which looked more like claws than hand of a normal human, and its skull-like face was feral, glowing eyes was not human like at all but a grotesque monster.

It took a long breath as if it has survived drowning as it gaged, coughed and vomited more dark bile adding to the filth all around him, his voice bestial and yet panic panting at his throat. Its vision confused and terror filled.

"Ugh..." it groaned, its voice raw and unfamiliar. "System! What...happened?"

[Host, we somehow survived.]

"Cough…Cough…I…I am sorry, if I hadn't interfered then we would not have…"

[It's fine, Host. we survived and that's what matters.]