Guess who's back?

A/N:I was skimming through this fanfic and suddenly got a butload of ideas.

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Bill Cipher POV:

After doing a devious amount of trolling and tomfoolery I decided to go to gravity falls and meet the other Bill Cipher.

Yes,you heard me.

The other Bill Cipher.

And here is how the conversation went.

*Flashback*

"I'm you but also not you I'am me but also you but also not."I said,trying to explain to him that I'am him but also not him.

"Man,u be talking like cardiac arrest."He muttered,barely understanding me

"I'm you but not as batshit crazy."I told him

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"Aaaaahhh,now I get it."He let out.

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"Want some skittles?"I asked awkwardly

"Sure"He answered.

(My shitty humor go brrrr)

*End of flashback*

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After some tomfoolery we went our separate ways and I went back to the marvel universe.

"Man,this some bullshit."He said out loud staring at the Ancient One

She was staring at him with surprise mixed with curiousity.

"How did you-"She was about to ask

"Look, I'm just fucking around.Not some Dormammu bullshit."I say gesturing with my hands for her to hol' up.

"You killed one of my stude-"She was about to say

"Hey!That was in the contract!I just did my job!"He let out in protest at the injustice.

*Arguing*

Sigh-

The Ancient One let out a sigh, definitely tired of my bullshit.

"Look.I ain't killing people,you ain't interfering with my contracts."I let out with desperation.

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"Fine...i have wasted 30 minutes on this...."She muttered.

I sighed in relief.

Look, I ain't scared of her,I just don't feel like making enemies of her.

I teleported into space and decided on another prank.

I duped the strider, deactivated it and threw it from the atmosphere so that it would land next to one of NASA's bases.

After covering it in a barrier ofcourse.

I also attached a focus to it.

for the funni.

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Ernive Kohlagov POV (Oc)

I'am a lead scientist to the NASA base stationed in north america.

Approximately 3 days ago a piece of metal landed a couple of feet away from our doorstep.

"Alien Technology"Is what i think.

It looks like a horse, it also has a weird metallic triangle attached to it, magnetically.

We have been trying to pick it up and bring it inside but it has a barrier that electrocutes things,my colleague found out the hard way.

We have no idea how to move it,let alone study it.

We are calling Shield.

No other choice.

Let's hope Captain Egg 'n Eye Patch can solve this.

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Look,i know it is short but it is like....2 am rn.