Ch 376:
"I don't understand how you can talk like that." Ghira says
"Just because I am the Niwaki ambassador to earth doesn't mean I have to like it? I just know earth." Kyra admits
"You had the two, you were taking two well entranced." Ghira says
"Well, the younger one definitely got angry near the end. Maybe pointing out what they did to mandalor didn't help." Kyra says rubbing the back of her head.
"What happened with mandalor? What is mandalor?" Kyra asks
"It was a planet, that belonged the warrior race known as mandalorians. They blasted the planet with so much energy the surface turned to glass." Kyra says
"And you were negotiating with them!" Ghira shouts
"Weiss is aware and deleting their navigation data that could lead them back to us." Kyra says
"How long?" Ghira asks
"I can get us a decade. After that it's up in the air." Kyra says
"Why are we helping the Queen then?" Ghira asks
"We will need notoriety and influence if we wish to remain neutral and unbothered. The best way to get that is to blow up a few ships and help people." Kyra says
"I was looking at the numbers, you know we don't have the population to fight against them in outright war right?" Ghira asks
"I've got a plan. Worst case scenario we get a few monster hunters in Spartan armor." Kyra says knowing that Remnant doesn't have the population to fight off millions.
"And how do we increase our military?" Ghira asks
"I'll come up with something." Kyra says
'If there is one thing a hospitality major can do it's manipulate people. As much as they hate doing it…' Kyra thinks sadly.
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"Master I don't like this backwards dark ages planet." Obi-wan says
"Okay, now my padwan since you have gotten that off your chest what do you truly think?" Qui-Gon asks
"It's scary here." Obi-wan says
"That it is, especially those darks side creatures they have been fighting against for generations." Qui-Gon says
"They still shoot slugs and solid rounds. Do you honestly believe they can fix our hyper drive?" Obi-wan says
"They seem rather technologically advanced if their fighters that intercepted us are anything to go by." Qui-Gon says
"I still don't like this." Obi-wan says
"You would make a horrible negotiator." Qui-Gon says
"It's just this feeling that if we were to accidentally anger them… I mean you heard the girl a planet destroying weapon." Obi-wan says
"That was obviously a bluff." Qui-Gon says sounding unsure.
"Where is Jar Jar?" Qui-Gon asks
"Oh no." Obi-Wan says
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Meanwhile outside.
"So? You given up on taking over the universe thing?" Kyra asks
"Mesa not know what yous mean." Jar jar says
"Sure you don't. Though I will say drawing power from the anger and irritation of others is amazing. Ontop of that there is little taint on yourself." Kyra says tapping Jar Jar's chest.
"What are you?" Jar jar asks his voice no longer sounding dumb.
"Ah so you finally stoped playing." Kyra says with a smile.
"That doesn't answer my question." Jar Jar says
"A neutral party that wishes to stay so Plagueis." Kyra says
Jar Jar just watches the girl disappear into nothing.
"So she knows. Maybe the rule of two wasn't always followed? She has a nice empire here. I can't even begin to gauge her power. I'll just follow the normal plan then." Jar Jar says