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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Uncle De Yun · 都市
分數不夠
410 Chs

Chapter 147: Clean and Tidy Dormitory

Wu Bin studied the university's exchange rules carefully and finally understood the situation.

It could be summed up in one sentence.

Getting rich by catching cockroaches and rats was impossible, since the quantity was fixed; you could only gain an extra dozen points or so.

But if your dorm hygiene did not meet standards, sorry, the Office of Student Life had the right to deduct points.

No wonder the Residence Life Director Liu Neng had looked at him with such admiration earlier.

Before this affair, his position as the Residence Life Director had merely been a figurehead, without any real power.

Now, with the pest control plan as his mandate, Liu Neng had the authority to strike down anyone in the university, be it man or monk.

What?

An athlete hasn't showered in three days?

Drag them straight away!

Send them to the bathhouse and forcefully arrange a scrub for them.

What?

Someone didn't flush after using the toilet?