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Am I a crispy college student? The whole internet says that I'm hard to kill!

Business elite Wu Bin suddenly died and reincarnated into a college student in a parallel world. Just as he joined the freshman military training, Wu Bin realized something was off. Why was his body weaker than a woman’s? Wu Bin had thought he could use the system to change his physique and reach the pinnacle of life! But who knew, in the next second, the style shifted dramatically! Ding. 【Congratulations, Host, for successfully acquiring Acute Myocardial Infarction】 【Beware, when your heart rate exceeds 130, Acute Myocardial Infarction will be triggered 100%】 Hiss! Are you serious with this crappy system? 【High host dissatisfaction value detected, special gift package for beginners】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift— Scorn of Death】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Rebirth from Cocoon】 【Congratulations to the host on your gift — Iron Will】 Consequently, the ordinary college student Wu Bin became a regular at the major hospitals in Shanghai. The campus belle was smitten with him, the principal prayed for him, and the instructor treated him as his own biological father! “Why can you fracture a bone just by going to the bathroom!” “How dare you travel all over with only 1 platelet?” “This batch of college students, they're very fragile, hard to kill!”

Uncle De Yun · 都市
分數不夠
449 Chs

Chapter 132: Hurry up and say the lyrics!

Seeing Fang Hao still with the cleaver banging on the head of the crucian carp, Wu Bin simply couldn't bear to watch any longer.

"Director Fang, this fish... must we eat it today?"

"Or how about we switch to another dish, or maybe someone else can cook this dish."

Upon hearing Wu Bin say this, Fang Hao immediately felt somewhat embarrassed.

"I'm sorry, Wu Bin, I haven't cooked in such a long time that my skills are a bit rusty."

Wu Bin was utterly speechless inside.

Is this what you call rusty?

You've never actually killed a fish before, have you!

"Brother, let me do it," Han Jiaoyan said.

At that moment, Fang Ru walked over, took the crucian carp from Fang Hao's hands, and slammed it on the floor with a sharp snap.

The crucian carp that was just gasping a moment ago dropped dead on the spot.

Suddenly, it got quiet around Wu Bin's ears.

Wu Bin heaved a sigh of relief.

Finally, the fish issue was resolved.