Escort Him Out

"Do you need me to take care of him for you, sugar?" a man from beside her spoke.

"No, sir. I'll handle this prick on my own." Jonathan didn't let go of her hand, instead, he grabbed her tighter, pushing her to the edge of the bar and trapping her. "You think you can threaten me?" No doubt, he was drunk out of his mind, but she wouldn't stand for an asshole pushing her around. She grabbed his shoulder with one arm and elevated her knee, hitting him in the crown jewels. He shrieked as he pulled back, falling to the ground.

"Atta girl!" she heard Lily praise. She kicked the man who was laying on the floor, clutching his crotch. She could see the bouncers coming towards their direction and fixed themselves up.

"Is there a problem here, ladies?" one bouncer asked. They simultaneously pointed at the man on the floor.

"He was trying to force me," Kitty said, accusation in her voice clear. "Could you escort him and his friends out?" The bouncer knew her well, having seen her multiple times throughout her years coming here and believed her instantly.

They located the men who were coming towards the girls' way and ushered them out before coming back for the man on the floor. Lily was laughing her head off, the alcohol having gone to her head.

"Are you okay?" she asked, between fits of giggles.

"Fine," she said seriously, going back to her stool and chugging down the rest of the alcohol.

"I don't know if I should stay here any longer. I feel like crap."

"Don't let him get you down!" she said, her eyes wide. "We still need to party and get your mood better than before. What say we play a fun game of shots and get lit."

"Why do you talk like a teenager?" Katherine groaned, shaking her head and smiling at her friend.

"I am regaining my youth," she said slyly.

"Let's get lit, ladies!"

- - -

Katherine's head was fuzzy when she woke up in the morning. Her mouth was dry and tasted like ass, making her grimace. Why did she drink so much again? She was one of those people who never had a hangover no matter how much she drank, but the taste in her mouth left her devastated.

The second thing that came to her mind was the feeling of something soft beside her. It felt particularly soft and cushiony, something she hadn't felt before. If she had brought a man back home with her, she was going to kill someone, preferably the man she brought, but what were these two cushions pressing up against her from either side?

She squinted, afraid that the morning light would hurt her and saw that there was sunlight streaming through the windows. From the look of it, it was around eleven in the morning. Thank god it was a Sunday, or else her clients would be calling her non-stop asking for their illustrations. She tried to crane her neck to see what was happening only to find two puppy-dog eyes staring back at her.

"Who invited you into my bed?" she said in a low voice, knowing that she was flanked by two people who had terrible headaches the morning after.

"It's too early," Angelina moaned, making her dumbfounded.

"I am in breast heaven," she sighed trying to shift away from the two women but failed miserably.

"Don't go. And if you do make me something that will take away my pain. I feel like I have been hit by a train and then run over by a bus." Katherine steadied her friend's arm and removed it from her torso, then going to the other side and removing Lily's hand from her torso, as well.

"You guys took that threesome joke a little too seriously." She stared at two at intervals.

"I'll go back to sleep," Angelina mumbled and then snuggled close to Lily who was further away from her. Katherine dodged them and jumped out of bed, going to the bathroom and quickly brushing her teeth.

"Delusional asshole," she muttered when she remembered what had happened the night before. It wasn't that she had forgotten, just that it was a lot of fun afterwards.

As she sat down on the toilet she flipped out her phone and started fiddling with it. Going to the server, first thing in the morning was routine for her, at that point, a habit she just couldn't resist.

"What have we got here," she said childishly as she hovered over the sign that he had texted.

[RayKon53: Give your heaven and hell to me, baby, I will illuminate them with my wicked ways. I would have loved to see you moan and shake at my words. That's exactly what I wish to do to you personally.]

'It would be explosive. I just know it.'

[We can't let there be a shortage of lotion and batteries on the planet. I am a conscientious human being who cares for the environment. There is no other way than to meet up and satiate our desires amongst ourselves. We can't jeopardize world peace for something so insignificant.]

'What can I say? I love the planet, too. I will have to accept your offer then.'

[You've got me curious, though. What toys do you use? If you don't mind me asking, that is.]

'Oh, wouldn't you like to know,' she giggled.

[You don't need to try hard, my perverse brain flows as the Amazon would.]

'We are on the same page, then.'

[I was a handsome little boy with black hair and jet black eyes.]

'His eyes are black! His hair is black, too!' She rejoiced. That was exactly what she had imagined.