While Yuechan are adding problem to her boyfriend, Allen are currently dealing the problem that her girlfriend just left to him.
As soon as Jasmine woke up, and the moment Allen come back to his world, the loli bombarded him a question inside his head.
" This princess are confused. Why do you have the Sky Poison Pearl ? Who are you, who is that girl, why do you suddenly vanish and appear in this place. You're clearly a Nascent Profound Realm, only Divine Master Realm are capable of opening a tunnel through space...why..." Jasmine didn't let Allen explain and he just ignore her and look for his reward.
[ Quest Completed ]
[ You received 5000 GCG ]
[ You received { Gilgamesh Physic ( Demi-God ) } ]
[ Main Shop is now unlock ]
" Gilgamesh's body ? The king of heroes ?...Dude I have a beautiful girlfriend, I don't need a male body..." Allen was quite confused by his reward, he tap his phone to read the description of the body.
[ Gilgamesh Physic { Demi-God } ]
[ Skills : ]
[ God-like Strength : Can lift up to thousands tons. ]
[ Semi-immortal : Can't die by age or any disease. ]
[ Divinity : A 2/3 god and 1/3 human. ]
[ Elemental Resistance : Ignore 50 % damage of any elemental base attack. ]
[ Golden Rule : A being born to live in riches. ]
[ Do you want to integrate to your body ]
[ Yes ] [ No ]
( A/N : Another Dao of Bullshit of mine )
" His skill are not exactly the same from Fate...his strength should be around B, and I think it's not enough to lift a thousand tons, even Berserker can't. " he said to himself.
" Hey stop ignoring this princess, don't you think that this princess can't kill you like a bug. " Jasmine for the first time on her life, she was ignored by a ' mortal '.
" Shh...I'm thinking here..." Allen said while thinking wether to integrate because it might affect his attitude, because he know that Gilgamesh's arrogance and pride are as deep as the mariana trench.
" You ?!! You dare to tell this Princess to shut her mouth ! " Jasmine anger burst out, but being currently poisoned, she look like a puppy threatening her owner.
" Look here Jasmine...you and I know that you can't use your own profound energy because of the Absolute God Slaying Poison in your body. And you might use it, but it will only backslash, and besides, your inside my ' treasure ', if I die, you will also die." Allen said to her.
" You ! Are you also from God Realm ?!! It can't be right, your so weak, weak as an ant. Tell this princess, who are you ? " Jasmine ask.
" Sigh, it's a pain in the ass to explain this to you. Just read this. " Allen said before he use his phone and search for the online novel of Against the Gods.
" What language is this ? This princess can't understand any of it. " Jasmine said confusedly.
" Sorry, just click this translate and done...it's now chinese. " he said.
Allen watch the loli as she read the novel while her expression turn into many different reaction.
" This princess...where is this Yun Che ? " she ask while giving back his phone
" I don't know, maybe he died because of my girlfriend. " Allen said normally.
" Help this Princess...help this Princess to collect the things that I needed to, just like in this ' novel '. It would be easy for you, right ? In return I will give this Heretic God Vein and my brother's personal technique. " Jasmine said to Allen while looking to his expression, maybe just like in novel, he will also accept her condition.
But, different from her expectation, Allen said lazily. " Nahh...look Jasmine. I don't have a family that mistreated me, or a fiance that betray me, or a main character that has huge and scary family background. It might sound appealing, but helping you to search for those 3 things and encounter those arrogant young master and white bearded cultivator ? so no thank you. "
" This...this...one don't know what will she would do...*sniff* *sob* " Jasmine, just like a normal little girl, cry.
Unlike in the novel where Yun Che immediately agree to her conditions, and Jasmine just waited for him to collect those things she needed, and she could take her revenge.
But, Allen didn't help her to find her the things she needed, she was just like a wet chick. Being a young girl who lost her family member, poisoned and she's not in any part of any realm. She didn't know what to do, that's why she cried.
" Hey...hey...don't cry okay...you can just stay there until the Sky Poison Pearl heal you, then you can find those things by yourself..." Allen said just like he was coaxing a normal girl, instead of planet destroyer.
* sniff * * sniff *
But even his months of experienced coaxing Daki, the little demon girl, it still didn't work.
" Just wait okay...I'll ask a goddess friend of mine, maybe she could help you. " he said then open the group chat.
[ Allen is online ]
[ Rias : Ara ~ the leader is now online. ]
[ Miza : Is that you Allen ? ]
[ Aqua : Allen, your girlfriend told me that you have my souvenirs, where is it ? ]
[ Allen : Not calling me ' human ' anymore, Miza ? By the way where is Yue ? ]
[ Miza : ... ]
[ Rias : She just logout a minute ago. ]
[ Allen : Is that so ? By the way, Aqua. I have a question to you. ]
[ Aqua : Payment first 🍾😏 ]
Allen who read it sigh. He doesn't have a choice, but to do what this goddess wanted.
He took something from his bag and send it via mail.
[ Allen send a box of wine to Aqua ]
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Konosuba World
[ You received a box of wine ]
Aqua being Aqua immediately open a bottle.
" Ahhh ~~ it shoo good " she said while hugging a bottle of wine.
* knock * * knock *
" Aqua, are you there ? " Kazuma's voice sounded from her door.
" What is it, Kazuma ? " she ask while hiding the other bottles on her bed.
" I'm going to the guild to find quest. Do you want to come ? " he ask.
" Nahh...Just ask Megumin. I'll pass " she reply.
' Weird, if it comes to money, she would always the first to come. ' Kazuma thought before he headed to the guild.
" He he he...I don't want to be separated from my beloved. " Aqua said as she cover herself in futon.
[ Aqua : What is your question ? ]
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Earth
[ Aqua : What is your question ? ]
[ Allen : You can resurrect a dead just like in the anime, right ? ]
[ Aqua : Yup, as long as they are not gods. I can revive them 😤😤😤 ]
[ Allen : What about the people in Yuechan's world ? ]
[ Aqua : You mean those self proclaimed gods ? Their all fake, even the Ancestral God or Creation God ]
[ Allen : What do you mean by fake ? ]
[ Aqua : There are many requirements to become a god. Like you have to have a devotee/believer/worshiper, and you have to represent something, like me, I'm the goddess of water. And for those cultivators ? Nahh...not just because they have a divine energy, that doesn't mean they are close to god. Gods power doesn't measure by how powerful or destructive they be. ]
[ Allen : So it's like that huh...then can you revive Jasmine's brother ? ]
[ Aqua : Jasmine ? Oh the little girl inside the pearl. I read Yuechan's novel, cause I'm quite curious. Yep...piece of cake...but I need his body or soul, or any super precious item he have. ]
[ Allen : I'll ask her if she have those things. ]
Allen look at the crying Jasmine and said. " Okay stop that...it's not befitting for the title Blood-soaked Jasmine "
" * sniff * but I don't know what to do..." she said while there's a pout on her adorable cheeks.
" Sigh...I ask this goddess friend of mine...and she said she could help you." Allen said.
" Goddess ? an Ancestral God or Creation God ? Do you think that they are like cabbage ? " Jasmine ask.
" I know she's a Goddess, but sometimes I even doubt myself, but I'm very confident that she can help you. " Allen said, because that Goddess just ask a wine from him.
" What kind of help ? " she ask.
" She can help you to revive your brother. " he said that make Jasmine froze.
" Really ?!! If what she's saying is true... I'll do anything...just tell me. " Jasmine stand up and shake Allen.
" She just need your brother's body, or soul, or any precious things that he have. " he said.
" But my brother's body has been already destroyed and I don't know about his soul, but the precious things that my brother treasure is currently in possession of that bitch. " she said and when she said the last word, her anger flare up.
" Well if you don't have any of those things, she can't revive him. " he said.