[Transfer has ended, welcome to the real world, host]
As I open my eyes, I see a bright light
"Fuck, this is too bright"
Oh, is this my voice
It's too high for my taste.
Give me a sec. I need to do a few things
First, I look around if there is a mirror
...
There ain't one, though there is a bathroom
I'll go there later
Now, I must check if my dick is still in it's place
...
.
.
This...
This is...
Where is the di-
I'm kidding, it is there, but it is small, worthy of a child.
Now, of to the bathroom