You Just Got Roasted

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The shadow stretched over us, and I began to feel cold despite being covered in flames.

Then my [Trainer From Hell] passive activated.

[Ding!]

[Frost Resistance - Weak]

Nice, looks like staying out here will be rewarding for all of us) I think as

"Um, Al?" Sally asked

"Hmm, yes Sally?" I responded

"Did you know about this...ice dragon?" Sally asked as she stared at me with a straight face.

"Mhm, I came here to defeat it. It was such a pain trying to make this spear here with that thing constantly trying to eat me!" I said while remembering the amount of time I wasted here due to that annoying tundra dragon.

Taking out my Viper Cube, I begin to choose a trajectory and destination for the attack to reach.

The Viper Cube shoots bullets that allow me to choose their trajectory before firing them, they take a lot of skill and control to use, so the original users practiced a small number of patterns they practiced with, skilled ones could create new patterns before each shot.

And being as handsome as I am, surely I needed the skill to back it up. This was naturally easy for me after a bit of toying around.

"Ooh, a real dragon!" Maple said while looking at it with a dangerous glint in her eyes.

She then turned to me and grabbed my hand asking, "Hey can we cook it after you beat it?" as her eyes twinkled like stars.

(How can I say no to a cute face like that? Even if she didn't ask, I was planning on it anyway.) I think as the Viper Cube breaks up into a bunch of smaller cubes.

"Sure, we'll eat lots ok!" I say as each cube shot forward zigzagging in the direction of the left side of the dragon's face.

The dragon jumped in the air and flapped its wings to dodge the attack.

But I had already predicted that.

The moment the cubes reached where the dragon once was, they shot upwards, slamming against the underbelly of the dragon, creating a small cloud of smoke from the impact.

The dragon let out a loud shriek and fell back onto the ground, landing on its two legs and two arms.

The dragon raised its head and roared, suddenly, the fire covering my body was put out, along with the torches the girls carried.

I quickly backfired [Ignis] and ran over to the girls, lighting their torches.

As I turned around I saw the dragon preparing to roar again, but what happened as it lifted its head shocked me.

hundreds, if not thousands, spikes of ice rose from the ground in our direction.

I quickly snapped my fingers as a white portal opened before us.

Not bothering to ask where it went to, we all jumped in and quickly avoided the wave of ice.

The cube reforms in my hand and I decide to take things up a notch for testing.

The ring Sally gave me after we fought the boss in the underwater cave begins to glow.

I use [Aqua Beam] on my Viper Cube and it begins to glow a light blue.

"I'm gonna bust all over your face," I say, smirking as I put the cube between my hands and move into the "Kamehameha" pose.

"Kaaa meeeee" I shout at the top of my lungs as the cube begins to glow a brighter blue.

"Haaaaa meeeee" I shout more as the brightness begins to increase exponentially.

"Haaaaaaa meeeeeeee" I continue to shout.

"HAAAAAAAA!!!" I push my hands forward and the Viper Cube burst forth, blasting into the dragon's face.

The dragon's body swayed as it waved its head in anguish.

"Cool!" Maple says with an excited expression while trying to copy the pose I did.

"Kamehame-HA!" She shouts while pushing her hands out the same way I did in the direction of the dragon.

It looked at us hatefully and raised its head again, opening its mouth to the sky.

A huge ball that was made of different shades of blue energies began to form above the dragon.

The ball of energy stopped growing and the dragon opened its mouth wider.

The ball fell into the dragon's mouth and the dragon closed it immediately, pointing its head in our direction as if telling us to prepare ourselves.

"Time for the next test, are you ready?" I ask Maple Sally and Sachi while taking out my Fair Frozen spear.

The spear eliminated frost from it and looked as if it was purely made of ice and at the butt of the spear it was jagged with sharp pointy edges.

The dragon opens its mouth and fires a destructive beam of ice and frost at us.

I stab my spear into the ground.

A giant ice wall is created by me.

The beam and the wall collide, the ground is raised, and a small path is cleared.

I honestly have no idea if it will hold up or not, but this is just one of the tests.

The ground we stood on shook and the beam began to grow weaker.

After struggling for a few more seconds the beam finished.

[Ding!]

[Frost Resistance- Moderate]

Not giving it anytime to take a break I throw my spear like a javelin at the dragon.

"Take this!" I shout as Ice and snow surrounded my Fair Frozen spear as it increased in speed and size.

The spear hurled towards the Ice dragon, causing a small blizzard to pick up in the area.

The moment it came into contact with the dragon the spear pierced its chest.

The dragon, despite being pierced by my spear, stood high and mighty, yet on the edge of its life.

"I'm going to test out one last thing," I said while changing my class to Shinobi.

A tanto appeared in my hand, it seemed to have a red aura around it that shimmered.

I run to the dragon, dodging huge shards of ice sent my way, as Sachi blocked the ones that got close to Maple and Sally.

Sally stared at Sachi with her out open, nearly forgetting how strong Sachi was.

They both focus their attention on me and notice an ice spike, nearly the size of a truck, about to collide head-on with me.

"Look out!" Sally shouts.

I quickly step a bit to the side and grapple onto the ice, flinging me to the air.

the moment I do that, pillars of ice erupt from the ground.

I grapple onto a pillar, dodging one under me that nearly impaled me, then grapple onto another one.

At this rate, I would reach the dragon in a matter of seconds.

As if making a final stand, the dragon rushed at me with the intent to bite me to death with its fangs or stop on me when I fell to the ground.

As long as it could kill me the dragon had no complaints.

As soon as I get a clear figure of the dragon I realized how huge it was.

Not only did it have teeth that doubled my height, the eyes it possessed pressed me insanely, "I was almost scared for a second there!" I shout at it while grappling its upper lip, intending to fling myself to the top of its head.

Too bad that failed.

The dragon simply opened its mouth and rows of teeth instantly entered my vision.

I tried to move but I felt my movement go stiff and become slower.

"Meh, at worst I'll just end up coming out the other exit," I say while preparing to dive into its mouth, past the rows of razor-sharp teeth.

The moment I get inside of its mouth, the dragon clamped it shut.

[Ding!]

[Frost Resistance- Strong]

"Oh my god..." Sally said with her mouth wide open.

"Do you think he's going to be ok?" Maple asked unsurely.

"He will be ok," Sachi assured Sally and Maple.

Suddenly, the entire body of the dragon caught on fire.

I felt my moments no longer become stiff as I held the tanto that I lodged into the dragon's mouth in order not to fall.

I snapped my fingers and appeared right above the dragon's head with the intent to strike it again, but sense danger and immediately snap my fingers again opening up a portal right back to Maple.

"Looks like it worked," I remark while switching back to Ultra Necromancer and backfiring [Ignis] to keep warm.

Sally sweatdropped at my abuse on my immunity to fire but kept quiet about it.

"Let's all take a group picture before the dragon dies! That way w can show the others!" I say as I face my back to the dragon who was screaming its lungs out.

The fire on me went out as if to taunt the dragon behind me.

"Mhm, good Idea!" Maple compliments as she stands next to me with her right arm wrapped around my left arm, as she made a peace sign with her left hand.

"Wait for me!" Sally said while running over and hugging me.

Sachi walked next to Sally as I threw a small orb that floated in front of us.

"3, 2, 1, Say "Macaroni and Cheese!" I said while cringing at myself for saying that.

"M-Macaroni..." Sally stuttered as a blush covered her face from uttering such a phrase.

"Macaroni and Cheese!" Maple said with a bright smile, she was really enjoying herself today.

"Macaroni and Cheese," Sachi said in the same colorless tone but had a faint tinge of pink on her cheeks.

(I'm never saying that again.) I think as I internally shed tears.

The orb flashes and takes a picture of us.

In the picture were Maple, Sally, Sachi, and I standing in front of an ice dragon that was tossing itself around while on fire, despite being in harsh, snowy conditions.

This is the madness of the ruby enchant.

As soon as the picture had ended, I backfired [Ignis] on myself again, still wanting to stay warm, and relit the girl's torches.

[Ding!]

A system prompt appears in front of me.

[Frost Immunity]

Oooh nice, what else?

[Title - Incredibly Toxic]

[Note: Go Fuck Yourself You Piece of Shit I Hope You Die In A Hole Where Nobody Will Ever Find You Trash. From your friend, Blue. Ps: We're watching you.]

(... How was I being toxic though? This is bullshit!) I think while facepalming.

(Well, maybe if you didn't go around killing top their bosses for materials, this wouldn't have happened) Komeko scolded me.

"I'll die in your mother's hole! Hahahaha!" I shouted into the skies, laughing like a madman.

"Hmm, are you ok Al?" Maple asked, confused by what I meant.

"I got a funny message from someone, It's fine don't worry about it," I say while standing up.

Sally sent a strange look at me, causing me to look away from her, a bit shamefully

[Dragon Meat x 4096]

...

[Tundra Dragon's Skull]

[Tundra Dragon's Bones]

...

[Tundra Dragon's Bloodline]

(A bloodline? I guess I should talk to Komeko soon about some questions.) I think while grabbing the floating orb I used to take pictures.

"Let's get going now, I got a ton of Dragon Meat after defeating that," I say while snapping my fingers, opening a white portal on the ground that leads to Maple Tree's Guild house.

As soon as we step in, we see everyone in the guild at the table eating snacks together and chatting.

"Yo," I say while walking inside the guild room, with the others behind me.

"Oh, what's up A-" Chrome says, stopping midway due to the sight before him.

"Hmm, what's wrong," Iz said turning around and looked at me as her jaw hit the ground.

"What?" Kanade said as he turned his head to me with a confused expression.

"What's got you guys so speechless? Is it my good looks again?" I say while walking through the door and taking a seat at the log table.

Sigh, I keep forgetting how stunningly handsome I am sometimes.

Sally looked at the ground and closed her eyes in disappointment, meanwhile, Maple was trying to think of how to get my attention without touching me with her hands.

Sachi began to silently use water spells to put out the small fire that began to grow and speed.

"YOU'RE ON FIRE!!" Chrome shouted while pointing at me.

"I know right? I always look this good though." I say while feeling no burning on me at all, not realizing he meant I was still on fire from before.

"Onii-chan, you really are burning..." Yui said while looking at me in worry.

Yui, the girl with white and pink hair, and Mai, the girl with black and green hair, had grown closer to me and began to see me as an older brother.

I take a look at my hand for a few seconds, then look back at Yui and her sister Mai, then back at my hand.

"Sachi," I say while standing up from the burnt log I was sitting on.

"Yes, Master Al," Sachi says while casting a water spell on the log, then casting a water ball above my head.

"Well, that aside. Let's celebrate!" I say while taking out some materials from the dragon I killed.

I walk outside and place the skull of the dragon next to the guild building.

The skull immediately crushes a ton of tree's in the area and kills a few monsters in the process.

I sweatdrop, and pay it no more attention, beginning place down some logs down as Sachi starts a campfire for us.

She takes out a few more things and began to cook the Dragon Meat I gave her.

The stars shined as beautifully as they could as Maple and Sally leaned onto my shoulders.

Everyone's mouths drool a bit as we all smell the marbled dragon meat while we all sit down and take about the battle I had with the tundra dragon.

The meat was delicious, and there would definitely not be any leftovers despite the amount we had gotten from the dragon...

"Well, I'm going to sleep now, I'll see you guys later," I say while preparing to leave.

"Wait," Maple says as she grabbed my arm.

"Yes," I ask her.

"I still want dragon meat!" She says while clinging to me.

"But there's no more left," I tell her.

"Not that one, I want yours," She says causing Sally to spit out her drink.

"So I take it you'll be sleeping in my room tonight?" I ask with a smirk.

Maple looks me in the eye excited and logs out.

Sally logged out too as she wanted to join in.

The rest of the guild looked at me with embarrassment as Yui and Mai looked confused.

"S-S-Shameless, lewd!" Kasumi shouts as a scarlet blush went across her face.

"Cya," I said logging out.

The next day I apologized to my neighbors because of the "noise" that went on for hours...

It was even worse trying to explain it to Maples's mom who continued to tease me about it, causing me to be flustered throughout most of our conversation.