He a Freak Doe

In the guild house of Maple Tree, everyone had gathered together.

The third event had already been announced and Maple Tree had gathered to discuss it.

"It's finally time for the third event?! I hope this cowvent is fun!" Maple said as she stood at the front of the room.

"Sachi, would you pour me some more tea, please? Thank you," Sally asked, sending an appreciative look toward Sachi.

"Your wish is my command," Sachi said while bowing, then pouring tea into Sally's cup.

"Command…" Sally mumbled, disappointed that they still had a master and servant relationship.

"Is something the matter, my lady?" Sachi asked with confusion.

"It's fine, just forget it," Sally said while picking up the cup of tea.

"What's that again? "Cowvent"?" Sally asked Maple, sipping the tea Sachi prepared for her.

"It's an event to defeat cows and take their bells, right? So, cowvent!" Maple explained cheerfully.

"I hear the more bells we get, the better the reward," Kanade said with a small smile.

"Seems pretty normal as far as events go" Kasumi added.

"Listen up! Attention, please!" Iz said as she stood up and clapped her hands a few times to get the attention of everyone present.

"Thanks to all the wool everyone gathered, I'm finally done!" She announced

I become more observant, waiting to see what she had crafted.

"Ta-da," Iz said while gesturing her hands at Maple, Sally, and Kasumi who stood together.

"It's adorable!" Maple exclaimed as she equipped the set of wool clothing as a vanity item.

Vanity items could be equipped over your already equipped items. It wouldn't affect the stats of the item it was equipped over, but they can still provide event bonuses.

It was a sleeveless beige-colored wool dress that reached up to her thigh.

AN: beige is a yellowish-brown color. If it doesn't make much sense, you can look up what the color is.

It came with white stockings that went to her upper thigh and beige-colored boots that reached the top of her kneecaps.

In place of sleeves, there were beige-colored gloves that reached up a bit past her elbow.

Lastly, she wore a big puffy white wool hat that had two small red curly sheep horns on the side.

"Yeah, not to mention warm!" Sally said as she inspected her clothing.

They both looked cute in it, I'm glad Iz made this possible.

I'd be lying if I said I didn't feel roused by them. In fact, I had to resist the urges to take them up stairs to the bedroom the moment I saw them in these.

Sally wore the same thing as Maple, but the only difference was that she wore a scarf made of wool.

Kasumi's was different though.

It was a long dress that started from the middle of her breast and stopped a few inches above her ankle.

The dress wrapped around her slender waist and paid plenty of attention to her curves.

There was a thin see-through veil that went from her neck, down to the start of the dress.

Instead of boots, she wore flat dress-shoes that had a small round ball of cotton at the top of them.

The final part of her outfit was the same wool hat Maple and Sally wore.

"There's a bonus on event drops depending on how much wool you used, what a great idea, Iz," I compliment her.

"Thank you," Iz said as she began to passionately explain her crafting process to me.

"B-But,,," Kasumi fidgeted, rubbing her thighs together a bit.

I would be attracted to this, but I find my wive's thighs the best out of all thighs in existence.

It was obviously just my bias, but this wasn't about thighs.

Not right now.

Not yet.

"Hmm?" Iz questioned

"This is simply too cute!" Kasumi said while turning her body away from our direction.

"C-Couldn't you have picked out a different design or something?" Kasumi stammered while turning her head to us with a pink blush on her cheeks.

"I'm afraid not!" Iz said while covering her smirk a bit with one hand.

"'Cuz, I wanted to see you guys dressed in fluffy gear," Iz said while moving her hand, revealing a teasing smile.

"You're looking good Kanade!" Iz exclaimed, deviating from the subject

"This is nice! Thanks, Iz! I really like it!" Kanade said while checking out his clothing.

He wore black pants, black gloves, a red and white checkered jacket, a brown belt that wrapped around his stomach multiple times, a white shirt with red stripes over a black undershirt, along with a red and white hat.

The shirt had a small black three-leaf clover on it, and the right sleeve of the jacket had a red spade, while the left had a red heart.

It's based on games? That would explain the checkerboard patterned jacket, and the hear and spade design on the arms.) I think

(Yu-Gi-Oh?) I think while feeling a sudden inspiration to create.

"Is this what you two were talking about the other day?" I ask as if I had connected the dots just now, even though I had already known.

"Yeah, cool right?" Kanade said while checking out his clothes more.

The twins suddenly stood up from their chairs and equipped their new hammers crafted by Iz.

The hammers had a giant crystal for its head and they both had two hammers each.

"We're gonna use the hammers Iz gave us…" Mai said flaunting the weapon on her back

"And lay waste to the cows!" Yui said, smoothly transitioning her sister's sentence to hers.

"Alright everyone, let's do our best!" I say as we all chat a bit more before leaving to collect cowbells.

Somewhere above the planet ingame, the four out of five administrators had gathered.

"It's time to start the third event!" The yellow administrator exclaimed.

"Woohoo!" The green administrator cheered.

"Ah, finally!" The pink administrator exclaimed.

"I'd like to thank you all, for this journey was a hard path to walk, yet we still did it! It is truly unfortunate that we lost Blue, but he will be released from the shadow realm in a few days at least… But still, we persevered! And to that, I toast!" The yellow administrator said as it held it's a wine glass filled with yellow liquid into the air.

"Cheers!" Everyone said in unison.

"So, now that the third event started, I will be controlling the monster I want today, and I choose the cows!" The pink administrator said, not letting go of the idea of exacting revenge for me accidentally turning Mii and Misery into masochists.

The purple administrator widens its eyes in surprise, while the green one spits out it's drink.

"Why did you spit out your drink, was it really that surprising?" The pink administrator asked.

"No, but why does this taste like pee?" The green administrator commented while pointing at the wineglass filled with yellow liquid in it.

Everyone stared at him with disgust, disappointment, and pity.

"Hey, why are you all looking at me like that?" He said in confusion, before widening his eyes in shock.

"W-Wait, no! That's not it!" He said, trying to salvage the situation.

"I have but one question," The yellow administrator asked gloomily.

The green administrator gulped his saliva.

"How do you know...what pee tastes like?" The yellow administrator said with disgust.

"No way," The purple administrator said while covering his mouth with his hands in shock.

"Shadow him!" The pink administrator exclaimed.

"What did I do wrong!" The green one said.

"Sorry but, you gotta go chief..." an eerie voice said as a giant hand made of pure darkness picked him up and tossed him into a giant black hole that lead to the shadow realm.

"That dude's a freak," The yellow administrator said while turning back to look at his screen and monitor players, specifically me.

"Aren't we all," The purple one said while turning to observe me on his screen also.

"Who cares? Now it's time for the show to begin," The pink administrator excitedly went to start manipulating the cows near me for the event.

I start my expedition and adventure around the area, only to notice that there are cows in places they shouldn't be.

Ranging from pings in boss rooms, cows in field boss territories, cows starter towns, cows NPC owned stores, cows restaurants, cows cooking cows in restaurants, and cows eating cows in restaurants.

It was madness.

"To think the game developers would put so many cows in one spot just for the sake of the players winning the event," I comment as I sit down at the restaurant counter.

"Good afternoon boss! Curry rice please!" I say while placing my money on the counter.

"We don't serve your kind here," The cow working in the front of the kitchen told me.

Suddenly, the entire restaurant stops eating and stares at me with eyes full of spite and hatred.

"A bit racist much?" I ask, thinking about the shady content in this game.

The cow realizes their mistake and reluctantly gives me food for that reason.

(Yeah I don't think I'm eating food served by people like this… That's beyond stupid.) I think while the cow places the food in front of me, then looks behind

A big and round cow, nearly double my size and covered in armor, with a mace in hand, walks right next to me and slams its hand on my area of the counter.

This caused my food to fly into the air and enter his open mouth.

It chews on it with its mouth open and swallows it slowly.

Before it can even utter a word I feel a slight amount of rage eats away at me.

"The amount of disrespect…" I say in a low voice, still able to be heard by the restaurant with cows only.

I slowly stand up from my seat and change my class to Shinobi, taking out my ruby enchanted tanto, ready to cook these foolish cows.

The cows all take out weapons somehow, and a faint glow shimmers off of their bodies before they were all donned with battle armor.

"I'm not about to take this from low-level trash-mobs," I declare while jumping up to the giant cow's face, then grabbing it with my hand.