Cow Is Not Pig srry

These people were Payne, Dread, and Drag.

They all looked at me in shock for a bit, wondering why I came here, then went on guard.

"How did you get inside?" Oh, nevermind…" Drag asked until he noticed the white portal closing up from behind me.

"What brings you here?" Payne questioned me, still on guard.

"I came here to ask you for something," I said while lifting my arms into the air to show that I wasn't hostile.

"You came to ask for something? Do you think we forgot about you robbing us?!" Dread said as he snorted at me.

"How did you know?! I wore a ski-mask though!" I exclaimed as I pretended to be surprised.

"Very funny, what did you come to ask for?" Drag says, cutting to the chase.

"Well, I would like to ask you all to forgive me for my past actions against you all," I said while scratching the side of my face using one finger with an awkward expression.

"Sure, I've never been the type to hold grudges, what do you guys think?" Payne asked while

"Sigh, let bygones be bygones!" Dread said as he relaxed a bit.

"Well it's just a game, I don't see any problems with that," Drag said as he also relaxed his guard.

"Now that we got that aside, what is it you really came to ask for?" Payne says, knowing I came here with other intentions.

"Ah, I really did come to apologize though. Well, there is one thing I came to ask," I told them.

"Just say it already, there's nobody stopping you," Dread said as he waited to hear what I had to say.

"I'm getting married and would like to invite you to come," I said while looking at their reactions.

"Woah! Congratulations!" Payne said with a slightly shocked expression, but most of all, respect.

"Mhm, congrats," Dread told me as he nodded his head in approval.

"Of course I'll attend! When and where will it be held?" Drag inquired with a giant smile.

"I'll give these to you! They have all the information you'll need to know on them," I say while handing over invitations to them.

"Would you leave one for Frederica? I'm afraid she isn't here with us as of now. I'll just message her and see where she is,"

"No, wait!" I shout, losing some of my composure.

What would it sound like to you if someone said they paralyzed your friend and left them on their bed to sleep?

Hence why it would be a bit troublesome.

They all looked at me strangely.

(Did I just hear him correctly? He asked us to wait?) They all thought suspiciously.

"*cough* What I meant was, you don't need to because I have already invited her a while ago!" I reveal to them.

"R-Right," They all said, not believing what I said.

"Well, I'll see you then! Also, have fun hunting those cows," I say while snapping my fingers, teleporting away.

I appear back in my room and see the three girls, Mii, Misery, and Frederica sleeping on my bed.

I calm my mind down and get rid of any dirty thoughts I had before sitting down.

(I'm actually tired, maybe I could sleep a little while.) I think as I stared at the three beauties in my bed.

(However, I can't sleep with these three here. I don't think I'd be able to hold back if I ended up sleeping with them in the same bed as me.) I compensated the rational decision to make and decide not to sleep in my bed, despite my fatigue.

At that moment, I received a message.

[Message From]: Sally

Honey make sure you're careful!

I heard that a huge army of cows led by a giant cow is headed in the direction you went to kill cows in.

These cows are not like the other ones though! They have weapons and can use skills, that's why I'm a bit worried.

However, I know you can handle that. The giant cow is the biggest problem though, other players are saying it has many unfair skills and is like a secret boss.

This boss is the thing that makes me worry the most!

Even large guilds that tried to fight them have stopped and decided it's best to avoid them.

[Close Message] [Reply to Message]

(Come to think of it, that's the first time she's called me honey!) I thought to myself.

(I'll be sure to have some fun with Maple and Sally once I log out though...) I think as I begin to feel like logging out already.

But I can't do that right now, I still have some stuff to do.

(Guess I'll be on the lookout for an army of cows then.) I think as I close out of the Message from Sally.

After starting a bit at their cute sleeping faces, I sat down at a chair in front of my desk in the corner of the room and lay my head down to rest for a bit.

I check my surroundings and see a chair on a wall.

(This should do.) I think as I sit Frederica in the chair, then use an anti-paralysis potion on her.

(I guess I'll go drop off the other two now.) I think as I pet Frederica's head, which she nuzzles against the palm of my hand in response.

I freeze up slightly in shock, but it looks like Frederica's still sleeping.

I grin slightly as this moment lasts for a few more seconds before I snap my fingers, opening a portal back to my room and walk over to my bed.

After picking up the two girls I realize something that I didn't think of before.

(Where is their guild base though?) I think while pondering on my next actions.

I have never been to their guild base before, so I had no way to use my [Snap Gate] to reach the area.

(Hmmm, I could just go to their friend Markus…) I continue to ponder.

(It's settled then, I can invite him while I'm at it!) I decide as I snap my fingers and create a portal on the ground.

Markus was staring into space, his mind wandered as he questioned the purpose of him taking the initiative to lead the guild in Mii and Misery's absence.

(I hope they're alright..) Markus thought, staring at the screen of messages he sent to his two companions.

He scratched the back of his head and sighed.

Markus knew that players could send messages, and even interact with the new world Online system without touching it physically.

However, this took practice and people seldom knew how to do so.

(I don't even have a problem with him, and what they do is their business, but I can't help but feel envious.) Markus thought as he flashbacked to me taking Mii and Misery just before he had died.

He cleared his throat with a cough.

The guild members of the Flame Emperors all looked at Markus, waiting to hear what he had to say.

He currently had the most power in the guild, and his words had the most power of everyone present.

"That's it for today. I'm sure everyone is tired due to what happened earlier." He said with a downcasted expression.

"Go ahead and do what you want for the rest of the day," Markus told them in a bored tone.

Everyone sighed.

Be it in disappointment or relief.

Truth be told, Markus always sounded like he was bored, however; just because he sounded bored didn't mean he was.

Markus spent all of his time hanging out with Mii and Misery, they were his best friends and he couldn't have time if he was worried about them.

He truly was rarely bored. So the act of me taking Mii and Misery for such a long time had taken its toll on him.

But what could he do? He didn't know where his friends were, nor did he know where I was.

(Guess I'll wait for them here.) Markus thought as he sat down and watched the members of his guild dispersed.

Time flew by and before he had known it, the sun had already begun to set.

My portal opened up a few feet behind him.

Markus seemed to not notice I arrived as I slowly walked in his direction with the two women asleep still.

I use the anti-paralyzation on the two girls, and despite the sound of it being used was nearly quiet, Markus had noticed.

He turned around and looked at me, rage and anger tried to consume him the moment he saw my face.

Markus knew he couldn't beat me from a few of our previous encounters, but that didn't mean he wouldn't be mad.

(I know I hurt his feelings after taking them...Should I apologize?) I think as I notice a change in the atmosphere.

"What did you do to them," Markus asked me in an angry tone.

(Nah, he doesn't need an apology.) I think, becoming uninterested.

"I did nothing to them, why do you ask?" I respond nonchalantly.

"Do you think I'm stupid?! Look at them!" Markus shouted at me, pointing at the two sleeping girls I layed on the ground.

Misery's legs twitched as she said my name in a sweet tone and blushed.

Mii had one hand on her breast and the other was rubbing the lower part of her body.

Luckily they were wearing all of their cloth, or the situation would be irredeemable.

(Are these two doing such shameful things in their dreams? The fuck?) I think as I look at them, slightly disturbed.

The two had a shameful appearance and it was lucky that no one other than Me, and Markus, was in the area.

"Get up quickly!" say, quickly shaking the two girls, waking them from their fantasies.

"Oh, good morning," Mii yawned as she woke up and stretched her arms up into the air.

"Hmm, what are we doing here?" Misery said as she stood up.

Mii continued to sit on the ground and wake up.

"Markus, if you don't believe me, you can ask the two yourself," I told him.

"Hey Mii, Misery, are you alright?" Markus asked the two girls.

"Yeah, I'm fine, how come?�� Mii asked, still a bit tired.

"I am well. Did something happen?" Misery responded while also posing a question of her own.

"No, never mind it then," Markus said while turning to face me right after.

"I'm sorry for accusing you of anything, I was angry and worried for my friends well being. That along with the past times I have met you caused me to go off like that," Markus said apologetically.

"Don't worry about it, mistakes happen. Despite all of what you felt you still tried to assess the situation and didn't attack me. You have a good character, and that's why I'm giving you this," I said as I walked over to Markus, handing him a wedding invitation.

"What's this?" Markus asked as he began to open it and read the contents.

Suddenly, the earth began to shake and a shadow covered the fields.

Rhythmic marching filled the sound of the area, and a ferocious "Moo", comparable to the roar of a tiger, could be heard across the map.