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Pep-Talk You guys have no clue the kind of fun book you are about to experience. Welcome to a new era of entertainment lifestyle books. "Plus" the write-up is chocked with crazy stuffs like; An Inbuilt dictionary @ least 6 ghosts A radio station 1 Sodom or Gomorrah Serial killer Support Dance challenge Chronic Spirituality 3 blockbuster movies Horror break-time One parlour dog More than 2 mystical creatures Sketch Comics One Spiritual "Dada" Game "boyz" Minimum of 5 cities An underwater hospital + 1 hospital of death Drunk demons & the ones caged in glasses Captions Illusion pranks Cracks In-book addresses Puzzle clues Diverts Hashtags Read-Rewind & finally a strange Art gallery worth 100 pages PROMO BASTARD + GALLERY SHOWOFF! Art synopsis: Do you know, our gallery has two independent "18's"? ( hint: Obvious Number ni) Punch: Even politicians tried using fork to smoke garri in the book. Its funny how in this same gallery, "Magixx" & "Crayon" kept hiding in plain sight ( Hint: Art preview) Fantasy Gossip: A "9ja" dude even had a savage WhatsApp chat with Abraham Lincoln. (Hint: last chapter) Horror Puzzle: Find the toddler used for "Gbomo-Gbomo" (Money ritual) ( Hint: Art 6) Flower Quiz: In Art one, which flower was given to Author Chimamanda Ngozi Adiche? (a. Ordinaka Flower b. Purple hibiscus c. Mmasi flower d. Buhari flower) Horror Vibe: Except you're a die hard fan of horrors and thrillers, don't read about the demonic creature call Evionn. ( trust me! you don't want steady "Bad dreams") Which of this movies in the book were humans able to quench their Sun? (a. Serial killer support b. Seatopia c. Evionn d. Jeyosiz) Speckvino also has an art work in the book that refuses to go blur or increase in size after Zooming. (Hint: closing Art) Lamba: Reading the Art gallery in "Dark mode" makes it look like one is reading a movie in book cinemas. One can as well find the king of suicide squad in chapter 5 There's this strange underwater city in the book in which humans who gets in, never gets out! (Hint: Art 19) Art nineteen also host a fantasy creature that knows exactly when it will die. Don't forget to run your own "Tik-Tok" challenge of the books dance Puzzle: Find the books drummer girl ( Hint: Celebrity Chapter) Our book parlour dog called zowie has a kid caged in Zoom glasses Art gallery "be" giving birth to an arrogant flower & one ordinaka flower that refuse to die after growing old. Fake Horror: Do you know, a brain Zipper was found in Super saver mall Ago? (Hint: Art 18) "Waec Question": Which City in the book has a ministry and underwater hospital? (a. Purple City b. Atlantis c. Seatopia d Pendulum City) "ICAN": Our Rugged finance also has one "Accountant Jegede" and "Monopoly Abstract". With the help of Mr. Photoshop, we were able to unlock more conducive prison cells for prisoners caged in paper sketch. ( hint: Gate Pass) Thought Puzzle: For the long term goal, let's see if a "---Dash--- Man" can love reading books. Mr. Dictionary: The 9ja slang word "Facin" means; to confront your fears one on 1. Reverse psycho: "pidgin; I take God beg una!" if you're not an "OG" in corruption, avoid the subtitle " Sodom or Gomorrah". (pidgin: "eee get why!")
Let's talk about "Speckvino!" u have him in 2 split; D extreme end or the upper side of extremity, "no space for in-between". His character towards thee could probably be on a lovable mode, or a Minion kind of despicable/evil/Darkside vibe! No time for neutrality kindly choose one.
I believe in a free market, which means the ground is declared an open source for a broad range of endless perceptions and beliefs. Hence! If you aren't high in whatever form (spirituality included) don't bother reading, It's a total waste of mental enjoyment.
Humans are scared to be animalistic in nature, they depend so much on other people's view and struggles to become slaves for free. It's best we all get matured and understand that people's opinions are highly subjective and self-centred, that no one should naively take someone's word 4 "legit" including mine.
Therefore, keep an open mind when strolling through these short views of mine, and avoid judging thy author, for Mr. Writer will pretend like he sincerely doesn't give a fuck about you guy's bad judgement.
Adventure mode...
The Earth higher animals still read books as much as those days, a statement that sounds funny but true. I feel one of the reasons our ancient fathers loved reading books was to get knowledge of an adventurous unknown.
…Fast-forward to Present era; too much unknown has been made known, through an advance device that fits your palm perfectly, encouraged by a global Spider-Web, and connected to the net.
From then on a new pandemic was born! The humans still calls it "Information overload". A Virus where vulnerable victims suffer from 2much available info!
The logic is simple: our ancestors read books those days ("19BC.) because they literally suffered from lack of information, "come on Don't judge! At least they upgraded from Stone Age".
In current days, even informal information like people's inner thoughts are no more secrets, Should we try? If u wants to know how 100 people feel about any top celebrity, go to their Web Social pages, check the comment section of any post, and cruise on a 100 raise to power 10 pools of people's dark thoughts splashing at your face till your doubt is cleared.
Psychos
Since knowledge has always been power, and everyone have access to infinite knowledge; it means everyone is powerful, meaning no one is. The new kind of power is held by those who have a hand full of farmed knowledge, dumped by people's mind. We call them "Tech Alphas" like; Facebook, Google, Microsoft etc. These Billionaire boyz, are the worlds digital Miners & Exploiters of peoples thoughts, and information @ large.
Where am I driving t0 ! Read this book with an open mind, and don't expect the page letters to be as formal as those days when the world suffered from lack of information. Cuz da-boyz piece will disobey every principle associated with formal writing.
Bitter lie: Moreover! No one was really available to professionally crosscheck my jazz, making Mr. Author the "Call-editor". With the above truth being settled, May few gods of paper guide your reading steps.
